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Cpt. Supermarket
 Post subject: Allergen free cat that even I could love
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ROBOT KITTY!

I'd pet the shit out of that until the fur wore out and it looked like some rendition of the terminator in cat form.

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Creeeeeepy....

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But that can't do any of the cool stuff cats do...
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I'll go for a real one, if you don't mind...

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How the fuck am I supposed to Caption that?

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But that can't do any of the cool stuff cats do...

You mean sit in your lap and go mewmewmew?
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Creeeeeepy....


Agreed.

Those cold, lifeless eyes...
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Vass wrote:
Kest wrote:
But that can't do any of the cool stuff cats do...

You mean sit in your lap and go mewmewmew?

i think he means disappearing for days and coming back with wounds and a gift*

*dead mouse/bird
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Even more fun when the mouse/bird/squirrel isn't quite dead yet...
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Vass wrote:
Kest wrote:
But that can't do any of the cool stuff cats do...

You mean sit in your lap and go mewmewmew?


Sitting on your lap, mewmewmewing, then suddenly hissing, swiping at your eyes, launching itself from your lap painfully as it's claws sink into your balls, chode, and whatever sensitive bits you keep in your pants, only to hole itself up under your bed, claiming that space as it's own, eating your socks and peeing in your clean laundry.

I fucking hate cats.

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(Psst, I think Ryven is a guy)

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Ryven wrote:
Vass wrote:
Kest wrote:
But that can't do any of the cool stuff cats do...

You mean sit in your lap and go mewmewmew?

Sitting on your lap, mewmewmewing, then suddenly hissing, swiping at your eyes, launching itself from your lap painfully as it's claws sink into your balls, chode, and whatever sensitive bits you keep in your pants, only to hole itself up under your bed, claiming that space as it's own, eating your socks and peeing in your clean laundry.

I fucking hate cats.

cats only attack the unworthy
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(Psst, I think Ryven is a guy)


You're just jealous 'cause my testes are generally awesomer than yours. :-D

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What exactly constitutes awesome testes?

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Ryven wrote:
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I'm sorry, what were you saying again?
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I'm sorry, what were you saying again?


She's cute, isn't she? I've almost got her housebroken.

And my testes can pwn at MarioKart, cross-country ski and knit. At the same time.

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