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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:12 pm 
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I think we may have had one of these before, but I'm too lazy to dig it up.

In any case, you all need to see The Calamari Wrestler.


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I could not watch this for more than two minutes at any given time
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Jubilee A British Punk movie that I can't watch in one sitting, yet every time its on I watch it. Its horrifying, vicious and has an orgy/crucifixion scene set in Buckingham palace.

The Holy Mountain An amazing visual movie that involves someone much like Jesus trying to climb a mountain whilst fighting off midgets, half-way through the movie it suddenly focuses on the lives of the Planetary gods(Mars, Venus etc) it, like Jubilee, is unwatchable, but everytime its on SBS I end up watching it.

I'm trying to think of some So bad its good movies all I could think of were:

Battlefield Baseball. Zombie Baseball murderers versus a team with a robot, a samurai, the worlds greatest pitcher and a cheerleader on it.
Best Quote in the movie: "Head Teacher! You're alive!"
"Yes! I've returned as a cyborg, thanks to advanced technology!"
They changed actors for one of the roles three times, each explanation more ludicrous than the last. Truly an epic win for our times.

[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0301429/Volcano High[/url]and [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405325/]Sky High[/url]. Both are essentially the same movie, super-hero school with a dark secret. Yet both form compelling stories and one has Bruce Campbell in it.

Actor.

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So, so bad. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/

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The Plot synopsis is empty for a very good reason

edit: ..Dear god...they made a sequel to THAT one too!!!

Ice T and Coolio hit their artistic peaks in this one

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wondering how the f**k they made it to 5


Six. Back to the Hood is chapter six.

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