Sporadically someone does something with so much win in it that you go: That could only be done by me, given that my levels of win are insurmountable by mere mortals, then you discover no it wasn't you and you have to go to Siberia, climb a mountain with a huge log on your shoulders every morning for two years until you're unstoppable and then, then you fight them, with fire.
Teaming up with Shigeru Miyamoto and six thousand WOW shut ins, convinced that they'll get moar XP and free Res for helping you, you create a new genre of game so sophisticated that none shall even understand the divide between our world and the next. And when you are finished you look upon your creation and smile, load a shotgun and shoot yourself, aware that you're achievements are now insurmountable forever(its wise at this juncture to kill Shigeru Miyamoto as well because if you don't he'll rape your corpse).
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_________________ "Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.
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