I know a lot of people that work in the financial sector and as far as I know all they do all day is send stupid joke emails to each other, I'll skip the actual (rather lame) joke and instead just post the proof that none of them know how to trim an Email down a bit. This is everything after the end of the email(its a spoiler because it takes up a few pages of text):
[spoiler]Dugald King I Senior Consultant I Transaction Advisory Services I Ernst & Young I Direct: +61 7 3011 3210 I Fax: +61 7 3011 3425 I Mobile: 0438 262 355 I
dugald.king@au.ey.com I For all our latest insights see
http://www.ey.com/au
Bruce Gorry <bgorry>
05/10/2007 03:10 PM
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To
"Richard Thompson" <Richard>
cc
Andrew.Sandford@boq.com.au,
Dugald.King@au.ey.com,
james.montague@ap.jll.com,
kshaw@savills.com.au,
Lachlan.Maguire@au.ey.com,
pchapple@savills.com.au
Subject
RE: word on the street is there is a move to fridays this afternoon?
"Richard Thompson" <Richard>
05/10/2007 03:08 PM
To
<Dugald>
cc
<Andrew>, <bgorry>, <james>, <kshaw>, <Lachlan>, <pchapple>
Subject
RE: word on the street is there is a move to fridays this afternoon?
From:
Dugald.King@au.ey.com [mailto:
Dugald.King@au.ey.com]
Sent: Friday 5 October 2007 02:54 pm
To: Richard Thompson
Cc:
Andrew.Sandford@boq.com.au;
bgorry@westpac.com.au;
james.montague@ap.jll.com;
kshaw@savills.com.au;
Lachlan.Maguire@au.ey.com;
pchapple@savills.com.au
Subject: RE: word on the street is there is a move to fridays this afternoon?
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Dugald King I Senior Consultant I Transaction Advisory Services I Ernst & Young I Direct: +61 7 3011 3210 I Fax: +61 7 3011 3425 I Mobile: 0438 262 355 I
dugald.king@au.ey.com I For all our latest insights see
http://www.ey.com/au
"Richard Thompson" <Richard>
05/10/2007 02:38 PM
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To
<Dugald>
cc
<Andrew>, <bgorry>, <james>, <kshaw>, <Lachlan>, <pchapple>
Subject
RE: word on the street is there is a move to fridays this afternoon?
From:
Dugald.King@au.ey.com [mailto:
Dugald.King@au.ey.com]
Sent: Friday 5 October 2007 02:30 pm
To: Richard Thompson
Cc:
Andrew.Sandford@boq.com.au;
bgorry@westpac.com.au;
james.montague@ap.jll.com;
kshaw@savills.com.au;
Lachlan.Maguire@au.ey.com;
pchapple@savills.com.au
Subject: RE: word on the street is there is a move to fridays this afternoon?
This email is to be read subject to the disclaimer below.
Dugald King I Senior Consultant I Transaction Advisory Services I Ernst & Young I Direct: +61 7 3011 3210 I Fax: +61 7 3011 3425 I Mobile: 0438 262 355 I
dugald.king@au.ey.com I For all our latest insights see
http://www.ey.com/au
"Richard Thompson" <Richard>
05/10/2007 02:28 PM
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To
<Lachlan>, <pchapple>, <james>, <bgorry>, <Dugald>, <Andrew>, <kshaw>
cc
Subject
RE: word on the street is there is a move to fridays this afternoon?
i think belgium is that way to go
From:
Lachlan.Maguire@au.ey.com [mailto:
Lachlan.Maguire@au.ey.com]
Sent: Friday 5 October 2007 02:23 pm
To:
pchapple@savills.com.au ;
james.montague@ap.jll.com;
bgorry@westpac.com.au;
Dugald.King@au.ey.com;
Andrew.Sandford@boq.com.au;
kshaw@savills.com.au; Richard Thompson
Subject: word on the street is there is a move to fridays this afternoon?
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Lachlan Maguire | Consultant | Corporate Tax | Ernst & Young | 1 Eagle Street, Brisbane, Australia
p: +61 7 3011 3333 | d: +61 7 3011 3266 | m: 0412 187 844 | e: lachlan.
maguire@au.ey.com
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Actor.