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 Post subject: something.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:10 am 
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Gays emmit microscopoc happy hormones known as fabulons from their skin which help attract other gay men. This phenomenon is known as "gaydar".
Sometimes when these fabulons come into contact with a straight man or woman's body, they cause a feeling of relief, ecstacy, and joy and sometimes even hallucinations. This occurence has prompted a new and controversial drug epidemic where young boys and girls will hug and or even kiss on the cheek a young gay man to get high from their fabulons. This drug use is called "pink fuzz" or "smoking a fag" and was first popularized by young high school girls although it is now believed that this act was first discovered in biblical times where homosexual ussage was so bad, that god prompted an immediate wolrdwide ban of homosexuals. But usage of homosexuals is still greater among young school girls and can be seen in Justin Beiber concerts where hundreds of yound addicts scream and shout just to get a fix. A true oddity, Justin Beiber's homosexual little prepubecent body emmits three times the normal amounts of fabulons causing young addicts everywhere to go crazy.
In five states homosexual ussage is illegal and possesion of a homosexual may be punishable by up to five years in prison.
It is now known, however that when a homosexual man finds a permanent mate their bodies stop emmiting fabulons having no more need to attact more partners. It is this action that has caused an outrage over gay marriage. Many religeous groups, especially Christians, use homosexuals in religeous practices and for spiritual quests. They are strictly opposed to gay marriage for fear that if gays marry, than the available fabulons will greatly diminish leading to higher prices of homosexuals and homosexual contraband.
The memmoirs of an ellicit user of homosexuals can be read in the best seller, A Million Little Fabulons.


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
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Oh my god, this explains so much.

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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:32 am 
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BTW, Actor, just in case you've been living under a rock, supanova is on this weekend. Any intentions on showing up, or are you drowning under exams again?


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:41 am 
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BTW, Actor, just in case you've been living under a rock, supanova is on this weekend. Any intentions on showing up, or are you drowning under exams again?

Final Assignment is due tomorrow. Sunday I'll be there dressed like Tony Stark. I'm trimming my beard and everything.
Also Jaime Alexander isn't going to be there which was one of the reasons I really wanted to go.

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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:12 pm 
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actor_au wrote:
Vass wrote:
BTW, Actor, just in case you've been living under a rock, supanova is on this weekend. Any intentions on showing up, or are you drowning under exams again?

Final Assignment is due tomorrow. Sunday I'll be there dressed like Tony Stark. I'm trimming my beard and everything.

Oh, cool. Good luck with the assignment. There was someone there yesterday who looked uncannily like Tony Stark/Robert Downy Junior, it was really surprising. You should see me around somewhere, I'll be dressed as a volunteer as usual, but with a hat.

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Also Jaime Alexander isn't going to be there which was one of the reasons I really wanted to go.

Yeah, that kinda sucks, but she'll probably be over some other time instead.


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:18 am 
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ohay vass check it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhI-mda1uGI


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 Post subject: FYI I'm not a touhoufag
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:35 am 
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That was some seriously awesome violin work.


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
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you should check out the mario vid.

in other news, misha collins is one of the few actors that know how to use twitter right.

http://greatestinternationalscavengerhu ... rseen.com/
hes so much fun to have occasionally pointed out to me <3


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:42 pm 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgF-2DeTtc8
thai commercials. srsly.


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
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shoonra wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgF-2DeTtc8
thai commercials. srsly.

Where's part 2... Seriously, this was awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
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part 2
part 3
part 4
bonus!


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
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I want to marry her.

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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
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have another thai commercial


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 Post subject: ahahaha oh my god what
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this is a dating sim. with pigeons instead of boys. pictures of pigeons.
and this is an english patch for the free demo


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 Post subject: dat boy was a kamen rider lolz
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HAY VASS


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:08 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
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How long to I have to watch this before somebody fucks that deer?

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:45 am 
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How long to I have to watch this before somebody fucks that deer?

Just three more times. I've a cameo.

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 Post subject: Re: a post something thread. thats right.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:19 am 
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Here's something valentinesey for all of you because I care that much about everyone here.


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