92% of American's claim they wash up after going to the toilet, yet
ONLY 77% do!!!
And men are pigs, but in our defence most of the places mentioned in the article are places men drink lots of beer, and when you drink you start to forget things like washing your hands, personal space, staring a a girls face whilst talking and glancing at her chest every few minutes instead of the other way around, vowels and nouns:
Atlanta's Turner Field baseball stadium: You drink to forget your in Atlanta.
Chicago's Shedd Aquarium and Museum of Science and Industry: You drink to toast the clever bastards that thought of the idea of having fish right next to industry, so when they rise up against us they'll have more easy access to a Sherman tank.
New York's Penn and Grand Central train stations: You drink and smoke to make the pee and homeless person smell that is the background radiation of New York City go away.
At San Francisco's Ferry Terminal Farmers Market: You drink because an old person in a car could at any moment mistake the clutch for the brake and cripple you and you'll be taken to Hospital in San Fran and treated by a possibly gay doctor who'll phone up the gay army and let them use you as a glove, and because you can't feel anything below your neck you won't realise it, ever.
In fact I should be drinking now anyway, who knows what could happen next?
Actor.