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 Post subject: Would You like to buy your very own 13 year old wife?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:25 am 
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http://marryourdaughter.biz/

...thats hot...

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This soooo needs to be posted on 4chan.

All hail anonymous!


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The link looks like it says Marry Your Daughter.

Ewww, given that my daughter is still somewhere in my testes.

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actor_au wrote:
The link looks like it says Marry Your Daughter.

Ewww, given that my daughter is still somewhere in my testes.

Actor.


now THAT is HOT HOT HOT

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madadric wrote:
actor_au wrote:
The link looks like it says Marry Your Daughter.

Ewww, given that my daughter is still somewhere in my testes.

Actor.


now THAT is HOT HOT HOT

im sure theres a manga about it.


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is it just me or does the 14 year old have like a LOOOOOONG NECK?

also looking around:

We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.

i lol'd especially with the price for engagement being 5000$ only


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Snopes says it's a hoax.

Thank whathaveyou. I didn't think my faith in humanity could get any lower.

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Not immediately, no. There are people in this country that would be dumb enough to do this. >.<

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said people are also too dumb to use the internets.

i hope >>


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What do you think we can get for shoonra?

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I say we get Shroona some kind of Chibi girl to lure the Bishi boys in. Because nothing makes Bishi boys run faster than a chibi girl in trouble.

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Sair wrote:
What do you think we can get for shoonra?


A hide-a-bed, $35 and some pixysticks.

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ooh pixysticks! :-o


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I could use a Shoonra. I hate doing my dishes and I'm pretty sure if I had her around I wouldn't let so many things slide. She'd be like the aggressive shoulder angel.
Me: "Well, what can you do, forgive and forget right?"
ShoulderconsciousShoons: "KILL HIM"

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Edible Corpse wrote:
is it just me or does the 14 year old have like a LOOOOOONG NECK?

also looking around:

We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.

i lol'd especially with the price for engagement being 5000$ only


I'm sure I could find someone to pretend long enough to ensnare the girl with wild, heathen, passionate desires.

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Sair wrote:
What do you think we can get for shoonra?


A hide-a-bed, $35 and some pixysticks.


Done.

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I could use a Shoonra. I hate doing my dishes and I'm pretty sure if I had her around I wouldn't let so many things slide. She'd be like the aggressive shoulder angel.
Me: "Well, what can you do, forgive and forget right?"
ShoulderconsciousShoons: "KILL HIM"


Or, even better: ShoulderconsciousShoons: "Launch surface to surface missile."

Bad, bad SF reference.

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The younger the kid the lower the price. All hail the kiddy sale!

No wonder us Euros think there are something wrong in the amerikas! ;)

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The real question is, would I like another 13 year old wife?
I've made some bad buying decisions while travelling, but the two 13 year old wives were not one of them, the third one who was a boy was a bad choice, but only because he kept beating me at MarioKart 64.

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