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Can we have an age call here? Just so I know who's probably in ownership of property, thus giving me greater incentive to crash through their front door one day and ask to borrow their couch while I do touristy things and rape their pets.

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Can we have an age call here? Just so I know who's probably in ownership of property, thus giving me greater incentive to crash through their front door one day and ask to borrow their couch while I do touristy things and rape their pets.

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25. And I can think of many better people in my area whose couch you can commandeer, and who have more pets than I.


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24, and both housing and location will likely change in the next few months


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18, and I have an entire pool house with bed, kitchen, bathroom, and living room I ain' usin' ya can crash in.

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24, a room to spare, parents are lushes and I get hand-sy when drinking. Two dogs and a blind cat.

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22, but I'm probably gonna be living with my parents at least until I'm done with school (probably another year), so crashing here is pretty near impossible.


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24. you are not welcome.


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24. you are not welcome.

But I am, yes?

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24. you are not welcome.

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of course.


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24. you are not welcome.

But I am, yes?

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of course.


Me too? I'll bring Cool Ranch Doritos.


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25, and afraid no spare place for you. Plus I'm out in the woods so no nearby good things to see & do.

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Awld. When you visit my city you can visit pubs and stuff and get really drunk and later sleep in one of the cardboard boxes in the storage room. Then while you're asleep, we'll tape the box shut and send you on to your next destination. :V

Edit: Better idea. Just move to this damn awesome city. Why would you want to visit anywhere else, it is just that damn cool.


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25. Stay far away from Michigan, for you own sake.


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Kakashi wrote:
shoonra wrote:
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24. you are not welcome.

But I am, yes?

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of course.


Me too? I'll bring Cool Ranch Doritos.

fuck no.


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See Kry? The Forums aren't dead, they were just resting. And I'm going to bring them back to life by <s>fapping into the mailboxes of</s> visiting people and raising awareness.

Awareness of forums.

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22 / Two spare rooms and I know the best pubs/clubs in the Bolton/Manchester area (though of course, the only other active brit I know of is onion so there's really no incentive for anyone to visit me :smith:)

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34, and there is no f**king way I would let ANY of you bastiches near my children.

Kyhm Forums, my dirty little secret.

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Blue Sun Missile could you please never mention your kids again?
being reminded you procreated makes me die a little inside :-(


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18. Actor you are always welcome to crash in my house. But I won't buy the plane ticket.


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21. A couch and a goldfish i'll be watching for my landlord. But why come to sweden?


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