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 Post subject: How many times did you try to get to the forums over the weekend?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:06 am 
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I'll start. My name is actor, I'm a Kyhmaholic, I checked in on the forums on an hourly basis during the last weekend. My need for Loli discussion and link whoring is uncontrollable and I probably need help.

Hourly, even those stupid hours that no-one ever uses like 5am.

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I'm Qylvard. I'm a Kyhmaholic. I only recently became one but checked some five or six times a day to get my fix of looking at other people's posts.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:21 am 
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I checked twice a day and sent one email to kyhm.

The upside to the downtime was that I received 0 email about new members joining the forum. There are now 942 new members since the 28th August. Since the forums came back up, there are 4 new members.


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Hi. Im Grimm. Im A Kyhmaholic.
I could probably quit if I wanted to. Hell, it might be the ONE thing in this world that would make Shoonra happy (one of two, if you include me dying in a fire). BUt Im not quitter, dammit!
I tried yesterday a number of times and could not get on.
I was wondering why so many people were flooding the forums, and then I figured it was a spambot attack. So Im dressed in my Flavor Flavâ„¢ Viking Helmet and I have my Spam-tulaâ„¢ and Im ready to fight for my forums!!!

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Vass wrote:
I checked twice a day and sent one email to kyhm.

The upside to the downtime was that I received 0 email about new members joining the forum. There are now 942 new members since the 28th August. Since the forums came back up, there are 4 new members.


Are they all spambots?

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Sair wrote:
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I checked twice a day and sent one email to kyhm.

The upside to the downtime was that I received 0 email about new members joining the forum. There are now 942 new members since the 28th August. Since the forums came back up, there are 4 new members.

Are they all spambots?

No idea. I haven't checked to see which ones may or may not be legit. I have other things I want to do with my days instead of wasting it because a crap captcha does nothing to curtail spambots from joining, resulting in all new users having to be activated by forum admins (none of which have been activated or deleted, because each new user has to be searched for individually on the admin panel).

Okay, lets pretend they're all spambots. What now?


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What exactly happened? Wait let me guess, that has already been explained in a different board.


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Kaz*CheesyDoritoBomb* wrote:
What exactly happened? Wait let me guess, that has already been explained in a different board.

<kyhmtsune> n, the webserver died for no apparent reason

Also, 949 new users since 28th August.


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Apathy forums???

Was the name change what clogged the drain this weekend?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:02 pm 
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as amusing as that thought is, no.

Vass wrote:
Sair wrote:
Vass wrote:
I checked twice a day and sent one email to kyhm.

The upside to the downtime was that I received 0 email about new members joining the forum. There are now 942 new members since the 28th August. Since the forums came back up, there are 4 new members.

Are they all spambots?

No idea. I haven't checked to see which ones may or may not be legit. I have other things I want to do with my days instead of wasting it because a crap captcha does nothing to curtail spambots from joining, resulting in all new users having to be activated by forum admins (none of which have been activated or deleted, because each new user has to be searched for individually on the admin panel).

ditto

if the thing ever is updated i'd check them though


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I checked like, 3 times. Also, complained to Timmy.

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Kest wrote:
Vass wrote:
Sair wrote:
Vass wrote:
I checked twice a day and sent one email to kyhm.

The upside to the downtime was that I received 0 email about new members joining the forum. There are now 942 new members since the 28th August. Since the forums came back up, there are 4 new members.

Are they all spambots?

No idea. I haven't checked to see which ones may or may not be legit. I have other things I want to do with my days instead of wasting it because a crap captcha does nothing to curtail spambots from joining, resulting in all new users having to be activated by forum admins (none of which have been activated or deleted, because each new user has to be searched for individually on the admin panel).

ditto

if the thing ever is updated i'd check them though

I just came up with a good analogy. It's like Heracles having to clean the Augean stables, except in this instance he isn't allowed to divert rivers, he has to use a spoon to clean out all the shit.

956 new members since 28th August.


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Just so you know how destructive the forums going out was for me, during the absence of Forums to consume my time I became addicted to a hot new TV show called "Gossip Girl" I can now here Kirsten Bell narrating my dull little life with her sexy accented voice and find it unsettling and yet flattering and her comments during my "me time" (which happens about twice a week when I don't try to fap in the middle of a train or crowded food court but in the privacy of my own home) were encouraging.

Also I was partially glad the forums died because it meant that all the things I've said here would be lost forever and no-one would be able to ruin my future career in politics/dictatorship.

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actor_au wrote:
Also I was partially glad the forums died because it meant that all the things I've said here would be lost forever and no-one would be able to ruin my future career in politics/dictatorship.


Nah, we would have surfaced and ruined it for you anyway, in true kyhm's forums spirit.


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I checked about five times. Also, if you ever got any political power, I'm sure there'd be a line of Kyhmers to blackmail you.

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Vass wrote:
Kest wrote:
Vass wrote:
Sair wrote:
Vass wrote:
I checked twice a day and sent one email to kyhm.

The upside to the downtime was that I received 0 email about new members joining the forum. There are now 942 new members since the 28th August. Since the forums came back up, there are 4 new members.

Are they all spambots?

No idea. I haven't checked to see which ones may or may not be legit. I have other things I want to do with my days instead of wasting it because a crap captcha does nothing to curtail spambots from joining, resulting in all new users having to be activated by forum admins (none of which have been activated or deleted, because each new user has to be searched for individually on the admin panel).

ditto

if the thing ever is updated i'd check them though

I just came up with a good analogy. It's like Heracles having to clean the Augean stables, except in this instance he isn't allowed to divert rivers, he has to use a spoon to clean out all the shit.

956 new members since 28th August.

haha that is a perfect analogy


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i have a habit of checking these (and other) forums every time im really bored, and as some of you may know this happens quite often. although unlike some of the other times these forums dropped i just shrugged it off and went on to the next one.

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I could probably quit if I wanted to. Hell, it might be the ONE thing in this world that would make Shoonra happy (one of two, if you include me dying in a fire).

my, arent we full of self importance.
i cant help but wonder where you got the impression you matter.
garbage :-?
the only reason i ever post anymore is to see my sig. i should get a matching avatar :o


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I checked a few times, and was also frustrated. But I vented that frustration through masturbation, so it's all good.

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