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Great Fun.
I slept for nearly 16 hours afterwards.
My weekends rule!

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This is the latest I've been up in two weeks, and only because I ended up talking to no less than three people I haven't talked with in at least six months.

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I started on Friday, woke up at 3 PM, spent a bit of time watching Scrubs and went to work at 8pm, did a hell shift(in which I had to fill five pallets of cold stock onto the shelves in a very limited amount of time) finished work at 6am thinking, I'll just watch "My Name is Earl" then that movie I downloaded(Cashback(okay it was "I know who killed me" but I stopped watching that because it was so terrible and watched Cashback instead because it has Keeley Hazel's boobs and the new Bionic Woman in it(sadly she keeps her clothes on and is about the only woman in the whole movie who does)), then some porn(FTV girls are awesome) and then get some sleep at about eight or nine. (Time awake 18 hours).
Except fate wasn't working in my favour. Just as I was thinking of crashing out for the day my mate Jeremy came off his push bike in the middle of the bush and needed me to go and pick him up in my dads 4WD, a vehicle designed by the devil to be impossible to steer on a good day and out of fuel all on a road that isn't paved(Gap Creek Road is a dirt track in the middle of the city, its one of the most fun to drive on roads ever unless you're in my dads 4WD). I picked him up, he was still bleeding from his accident twenty minutes earlier so we went to the doctors to get him stitched up(four stitches) that took all up two and a half hours because the doctors made us wait forever and a bit. I was inhaling these jellied bear things the whole time trying to stay awake through sugar and by reading the children's books. I was just starting to fall asleep when Jeremy got back from getting stitched up and we had to go. The sugar was just starting to work when I dropped him off home and then drove myself back. Instead of getting some sleep I realised that I needed to buy my comics for the week because I'd not gone into the city on Thursday like usual so I asked my parents to give me a lift to the city, neither could manage that so I asked for a lift to Indro instead(its the main Huge Shopping Complex near my place) I had lunch there with Jeremy(triple Cheeseburgers from Hungry Jacks he paid for them to say thanks for picking him up).
He reminded me that I'd promised to go to his dads deconship ceremony next Saturday and afterwards there would be food and cake, I asked if it would be delicious and moist, he didn't get the joke and said probably. After that we split up and I went to the city, for free because the bus's ticketing system was broken. Standing room only so I climbed up into the bag-rack space behind some seats and sat down in a spot that I used to sit on the buses when I used to catch them from school and we'd pack several dozen guys into the bus and then shove a small army of girls in after us when the bus stopped down the road. That no-one got pregnant from this daily ordeal is a shock in and of itself.
I was unable to even doze off this bus because the bus's suspension along with its ticketing computer was broken. So that was fun. I finally got off the bus, got my comics. I went to all three comic stores in the city as well as TicketTek in an attempt to get my mother a ticket to Rod Stewart concert only to find out that every ticket was $300 or $185 for a ticket that doesn't let you see the stage, the girl behind the counter was doing her high school maths homework(Maths A) and was in year 12 so she was looking forward to Schoolies week which was a week away. I debated going to a strip club, mostly because I had a got chunk of money in my pockets from the bank , but decided against it because I didn't want to fall asleep there and get kicked out, it would be worse than the time I fell asleep on a couch at a party and woke up to the sounds of quiet but furious fucking on the futon across the room from me, leading me to think I'd fallen asleep and left the porn on and tried to get up and turn off my computer speakers only to discover that they were in fact two people that didn't take too kindly to being interrupted, not that they stopped. So I made my way to the train station reading comics as I walked. I got a phone call from another friend of mine reminding me of a house warming party that I was going to that evening that I'd forgotten about. He said he'd give me a lift there so I wasn't worried about driving or drinking, thankfully.

I waited for the train, drinking a bottle of coke to try and stay awake, I somehow got to the Indro train station and had to climb that fucking hill(the train station is at the bottom of a hill and the bus-stop is at the top of it, when I was in High school every afternoon I'd had to walk up that bastard fucking hill toting my heavy school bag and praying for death the whole way) and then discovered that my bus left in four minutes, which wouldn't give me enough time to get food for the party from the store so I took the bus, missed my stop because I'd passed out at this stage, woke up at the end of the line when the driver told me to get off because he was going home now(I dozed for about ten minutes max at this point). I found myself about forty minutes walk from home and couldn't call for help because my parents had already had a gutful of me asking them for lifts all day(my car's head Gaskit is cracked because I didn't replace the cap on my radiator correctly, draining the fluid out over the course of two days and thus overheating my car causing the head to crack, leading to oil getting into the radiator tank and coolant getting into the oil, so my car is undrivable right now and will cost about $900 to fix, given that it cost me about $300 more than that to buy the rust bucket I would have preferred to get a new car instead but I don't have the patience or the time right now to look for a new car so I got it fixed instead).
I went into the nearby shops and got some sausages, Onion and Snakes for the party, then walked home, taking a short-cut through a primary school and then through some bushlands emerging at last in my back yard just in time to help my mother in the garden for forty minutes until six pm. (Time Awake: 27 hours).
I had a quick shower, got dressed and then got picked up for this house warming party. We drove there in a Peugeot 504 from 1978, picked up three girls along the way who'd been drinking for about five hours when we collected them. Apparently they'd spent the afternoon at the Royal Exchange getting wasted and asking random guys to judge their chests to see who had the best set, the only one who was married won apparently(she wasn't in the car thankfully having gone home earlier) but because they'd spent so long getting wasted they didn't have time to get a bottle of wine for the party, so they went first to the bottle shop next door to the RE where we picked them up, then insisted we go to this other place to get some "good wine" because all the stuff at the hole in the wall next to the pub was shithouse.
Initially I waited in the car, conserving my energy, but the desire for a Guinness and the fact that I'd stolen my mates phone and was messaging the person who's party it was with lewd messages meant I had to leave for a minute in order to leave him trapped with his phone trying to explain why he said he was "as ready as a schoolgirl who just had her first period" to come to the party.
One of the girls was on a first name basis with the guy behind the counter and managed to get $60 worth of plonk for $20, we then got lost making our way to the party, because the only person who knew where the house was was the most drunk person in the car and she was in the backseat making it impossible for her to see where the car was going. We finally got lost enough that we called for help and found the place about ten minutes later.
There was a fountain with Jungle Juice(Jungle Juice = Passionfruit/tropical fruit drink + Vodka+Tequila+White Wine+Midori+Anything else with booze in it mixed together, I once drank from a garbage bin full to the brim with jungle juice it'd cost almost half a grand to fill it and a ton of us had chipped in to partake) in it. Plus girls that weren't afraid of showing me their underwear when they didn't realise I was watching them several people passed out, the jungle juice had a bunch of stuff in it that was keeping me awake, probably some Red Bull or Mother I'm not sure but I was jumping off the walls at this stage for most of the rest of the night. I met some new people got talking with some others, had to put up with this one annoying guy that wanted to leave the party every five minutes because he arrived with two girls that were ignoring him and he wanted to either do them or didn't want anyone else to, because eventually they left together to hit up the Normanby Pub, also had to put up with this other guy that kept just trying to force himself into any conversation to get attention.
I named the two couches "The Bad Touch couch" (because everyone on it was getting groped pretty much constantly by everyone else on it, even the girl that was about to be sick was getting felt up) and "The couch of desperation" (because everyone on it was single, all night long only one person in a relationship sat on it), I parked myself there because the Bad Touch couch had a bit of a line on it. I'd drunk my Guinness from a litre beer stein which made me regret not buying more than one can because four of them would have fit perfectly into that glass and given me something solid in my guts for the rest of the night. As it was I'd eaten five sausages, two burgers and a ton of coleslaw.
By the time we left it was nearing midnight, two of the girls we'd driven there were gone, one home with her father because she'd passed out, the other with her boyfriend who'd arrived displaying a beautiful moustache for Movember, in fact it was the first party I've ever been too where I wasn't the only man there with facial hair, Movember I thank you!
We offered to drive this other guy home as well, stopping at Milton McDonalds along the way. And then stopping ten minutes later because I needed to pee badly enough to scare the driver of the car into pulling over so I could run into a different McDonalds and let stream. This girl in a fancy black dress was in there already and I was left waiting outside contemplating if the staff would give me a cup if I asked nicely enough when she finally left giving me free reign.
I got back into the car, we dropped off the first passenger and then somehow got into a discussion about how my mate James, the driver, is currently trying to work out what to do about his now ex-girlfriend who had been around to visit him that morning to see if they could get back together after she'd dumped him a few weeks back. I think it might have had something to do with her having to move back in with her parents which wouldn't be something I'd like to do if I'd been on my own for almost three years(I do currently live with my parents mostly because it means I can save up money for overseas quickly instead of taking more than two years to save up. I don't like it but I don't exactly hate it either).
Somehow this turned into a conversation about relationships in general, oddly enough the three of us were pretty much at different ends of relationships, James was just broken up, I'm trying to start a relationship and Katie(the girl) is still going strong with her boyfriend of nearly a decade. We ended up driving at random around for about two hours stopping to get ice creams from another McDonalds which didn't have them so we got Chips instead. Katie thought that James relationship was "too epic" her way of saying that the two of them were either deliriously happy together or they were miserable, never any in between and that he'd be better off realising that and then working out what he should do about it from there. We dropped her home and waited till she was safely indoors before driving on.
By this stage it was after 2am and I was finally finding it difficult to stay awake, after Thirty hours everyone starts to look like Space Knights that I'd spent most of the last five hours drunk and cruising around the city trying to hold a deep conversation about the nature of love and relationships didn't help. I finally was dropped off home and stumbled into my room. I remember clicking refresh a few hundred times on the Purepwnage website waiting for the video to come online, then doing the same for Marvel/DC after hours #7 and reading some of the Stainless Steel Rat comics that had downloaded whilst I was out. The heat was pretty bad so I turned on my fan and then must have taken off my shirt.
It got a bit blurred after that, I woke up sitting in my chair in front of my computer covered in my own drool not wearing any clothes except my socks and with the forums opened. I spent a good ten minutes making sure I didn't post anything and then went to an actual bed and slept for reals not waking up till about six pm that night.

Good weekend!

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Half a grand for jungle juice? Christ, just use everclear.

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Half a grand for jungle juice? Christ, just use everclear.
Also, make it in something smaller, you don't want to be stuck after a party with half a garbage can of perfectly good booze that no one is going to touch. Use a good sized cooler and you can always make more.


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There were a lot of people at this party. It was on a farm somewhere, my memories after arriving are blurred however, I'm sure I could write another 2400 words about it if I tried..

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Too many words... Anyway, my record is forty-something hours without sleeping. Army can do that to you. Anyway, after twenty hours or so I was more or less a 3D cardboard person.

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