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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:29 am 
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I need to buy something tacky and yet strangely appealing for the newlyweds

I am open to suggestions (also my budget would be around anything from 100 to 200$ )


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Who are the newlyweds? Anyone I know or just friends of yours?

Hmm some suggestions

An automatic bread maker.
A towel warmer.
A love swing. (My personal choice)
Noise canceling earphones. (Dear god these are awesome for so many "What was that Honey?" moments.)
A down payment on the divorce lawyer.
A his and hers sex toy set (for the home run get the ones that you mold from your body)
His and Hers paintball guns.
A two person hammock (probably the best choice on here)

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Speaking from Experience, but my gift buying was limited to about $40 in price not $100.

Dustbusters.
Platters(for some reason this couple I know asked for about six different types of Platters on their Gift Registry).
Photo-frames.
A milkshake maker.
A Rice-cooker.

Actor.

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