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 Post subject: Actor is HUGE
PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:43 pm 
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HE HAS HUGE GUTS

and he's a racist bastard. we got along just fine mocking jews in front of squeamish white americans


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Just as an aside, I ratted EC out to Homeland Security and now I'm off their security watch list.

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 Post subject: persona 3 is so goddamn shiny why cant i afford a ps2 nuuuuu ;o;
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oh god, make sure you get disinfected before you come here :gonk:
speaking of which, what date did you plan on doing that on anyway?


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28th April. And Mossad should release me by at least the 2nd of May, just in time for me to leave.

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Location: In the clouds. ~ DNI'd by BiShouNenKaMi
Are you coming to BC first, or what? O_o I am confused.

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actor_au wrote:
28th April. And Mossad should release me by at least the 2nd of May, just in time for me to leave.

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just tell them about turning in the filthy arab traitor in america (sup kamu-chan :3) and youll be fine.


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sup jew-tan

its a shame Actor didnt hang around more. I wanted to kick his ass at first person shooters


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After we seperated, and by after I mean about two hours later because I had to stop and cry for a few minutes that I'd never see you again(at least not this year), I went to a Jazz club with a girl from Lebanon. So that was nice.
And I've got a picture of the two of us if anyone wants to see it.

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looks like imageshack dislikes arabs as well :P


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actor_au wrote:
I went to a Jazz club with a girl from Lebanon. So that was nice.
And I've got a picture of the two of us if anyone wants to see it.

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That does not look like a girl from lebanon. Well, she might be from lebanon, but there's definite doubts on her being female. The goatee is a good indicator of not femaleness.

Also, imageshack stopped liking kyhm's again, presumably because someone was hotlinking pron again, but I'm not really sure. Not that I exactly care about it either. I recommend using a different image host if you want to hotlink images here.


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Vass wrote:
That does not look like a girl from lebanon. Well, she might be from lebanon, but there's definite doubts on her being female. The goatee is a good indicator of not femaleness.

i guess vass didnt meet any girls from lebanon before.


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actor_au wrote:
28th April. And Mossad should release me by at least the 2nd of May, just in time for me to leave.

Actor.

It would be really hard to catch you at these dates...
Why couldn't you come for a weekend or something? Even a sunday would be something I can work with...

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HE'S SITTING BESIDE ME. QUICK INTERNETS, WHAT DO I DO? OH GOD< HE'S LOOKING AT ME.

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The matter has been dealt with... in accordance to the prophecy.

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HE'S SITTING BESIDE ME. QUICK INTERNETS, WHAT DO I DO? OH GOD< HE'S LOOKING AT ME.

Alcohol or porn. Or alcohol and porn. These are your only options if you wish to survive.


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i guess vass didnt meet any girls from lebanon before.

Meeting new people hasn't been an activity I've been pursuing in recent years.


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Vass wrote:
Skjie wrote:
HE'S SITTING BESIDE ME. QUICK INTERNETS, WHAT DO I DO? OH GOD< HE'S LOOKING AT ME.

Alcohol or porn. Or alcohol and porn. These are your only options if you wish to survive.


Interestingly, there was both, thus I am alive.

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The prophecy did not mention the huge amount of penis in those movies.
It was like some kind of penis orgy, they almost outnumbered the breasts and other fun bits.
Thank god the bottles of beer were there to sate my thirst, whenever I see penis I get thirsty for some kind of tonic to make memories go away.

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actor_au wrote:
The prophecy did not mention the huge amount of penis in those movies.
It was like some kind of penis orgy, they almost outnumbered the breasts and other fun bits.
Thank god the bottles of beer were there to sate my thirst, whenever I see penis I get thirsty for some kind of tonic to make memories go away.

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How the hell do you keep the beer from getting watered down in the shower?


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Beer in the shower is one of the greatest things ever.


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krylex wrote:
Beer in the shower is one of the greatest things ever.

Second only to drunken fapping in the shower

but it's one after the other so close enough


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