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Sorry, I don't post pics. I do, however, host a live webcam talk show every Friday night, live from your closet. Next week my guests include Harrison Ford, George Takei, and musical guest after12.

Wait... I think I'm glossing over the important part here. Miao has a leather dominatrix miniskirt?! :o

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Who doesn't have a leather dominatrix miniskirt these days?


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I left mine in Istanbul, I traded it for a chess-set and a midget to carry it around. Sadly they took both from me at the airport because the Midget was actually their prime-minister and the chess set was made of Heroin.
I'm getting a new custom one in Amsterdam, they're apparently very kinky in that city.

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I'm getting a new custom one in Amsterdam, they're apparently very kinky in that city.

Chess set? I guess it wouldn't be too hard to make erotic chess pieces, let alone phallic chess pieces.


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I've come in every bed in every dorm in every hostel I've stayed in since I left Australia.
And after I got that chess set it only got worse.

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THE CAKE IS A LIE!

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Thanks, if I was in any city on Earth except Amsterdam I would have just got kicked out of this public library.

Good thing that the librarian here is one of those guys.

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The cake is still a lie but that was just wrong Vass.

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The cake is still a lie but that was just wrong Vass.

He gave a fair warning, you can't blame him.

Well, you can, but it would be rather meaningless.

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The Beefcake is real.

I went to a live sex show last night.
They had something called a Banana act. I was part of it.
Egads.

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The cake is still a lie but that was just wrong Vass.

He gave a fair warning, you can't blame him.

Well, you can, but it would be rather meaningless.

Not my fault if people forget to duck.


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actor_au wrote:
The Beefcake is real.

I went to a live sex show last night.
They had something called a Banana act. I was part of it.
Egads.

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Banana shows are awesome! Did they pick up any stacks of coins?


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I left with no money in my pockets. Not sure if that counts.

And some fat guy from the audience got tied up and whipped, lucky sod.

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In Japan they banana ladies will pick up a stack of quarters off the stage if you stack them up. They can also count you out exact change.


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