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 Post subject: Obligatory
PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:28 am 
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Breasts.

Now that that's out of the way... wtf.

Hey. I'm bored and poor and unemployed. Anyone got something for me to do?

Hey, let's remember the old days. Remember when Keenspot was the place to be? Remember that time Miao and I posted Tolkien poetry? Remember when Mad drew that pic of Rikku with bandaids on her breasts? Remember when we used to initiate people with increasingly outlandish scenarios? Remember when we all used to be one big dysfunction family? Remember when Rand and Icy dared the Fonze to jump Mad on his motorcycle?

Good times. Good times.

Fuck, why the hell am I sober?

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Xanilus wrote:
Hey, remember?

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Who the hell are you?

Also, are we attracting more ancient lurkers now that we're dead, or is it just that it seems this way cause that's the only reason anyone ever posts anymore?

I'm guessing the latter.


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Hey bisho.

I remember.


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Hey. I'm bored and poor and unemployed. Anyone got something for me to do?

Go play dwarf fortress and watch your computer explode.


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Who the hell am I? No one important.

Why more ancient lurkers? It's in accordance with the prophecy.

Yo, Krylex. How goes?

Just looking at pictures of dwarf fortress hurts my brain. It's like the afterbirth of a ZZT dumpster baby.

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Welcome back.

I like it when people sign their posts.

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I miss initiations v.v

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Wark wrote:
Who the hell are you?

Also, are we attracting more ancient lurkers now that we're dead, or is it just that it seems this way cause that's the only reason anyone ever posts anymore?

I'm guessing the latter.

It's because some of the Elders are necrophiliacs.

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How goes? It goes very well. The navy is paying me my full salary and paying for my school while I finish my degree to get a commission.


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Destroyer_of_ants wrote:
I miss initiations v.v
I miss the quality initiations that were common place during the start of the forums.

They went kind of overboard after a while. They stopped being fun a while before they stopped.

I blame Insane_Megalomaniac, or however he misspelled his name.

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i remember all those things. i miss you, fonzie ;__;

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I don't know about breasts but I could really go for a good

VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!!!

Maybe a little side of michael the giraffe too...

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I miss MIchael, his calm even temper keep so many things in perspective.
His eight year battle with Cancer made us all aware of our own mortality, until of course he finally kicked cancer in the balls and was given a TKO in round 30, 556.
I went to dinner with him afterwards, he ate only toenails from the women he loved, such a strange figure of a giraffe, we'll not see his like again in our lifetimes.

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I just realized that I'm back in vaguely similar circumstances to when I first joined this board. Back in school, living far away from friends and family, trying not to go too crazy. Hm. It's much better this time around, though, I have Skjie, no crazy roomates, decent paycheque, and I'm not failing any courses or anything.

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Ah, Michael. What would we ever have done without him? Always there to lend a helping hoof.

I recall a particularly trying time when I was lost in the woods and Michael encouraged me to safety. The only thing that kept me going was the constant fear of what he would do to me if he caught me. It was his constant whisperings of lust for my "sweet sweet manflesh" that eventually lead to my survival. I'll never forget when I burst from the trees onto the highway and flagged down a passing commie-mobile (the story of how I met Rand, perhaps for another time). Hearing Michael somewhere behind me shouting "FUCK!"... I knew he was happy for me.

Thanks, Michael. Wherever you are.

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 Post subject: Re: Obligatory
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:35 am 
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heya

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Xanilus wrote:
Hey. I'm bored and poor and unemployed. Anyone got something for me to do?

Go play dwarf fortress and watch your computer explode.

haha yes, the next release is looking fantastic

hope he works on the Presentation Arc afterwards though, my tileset is growing dusty from neglect


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Xanilus wrote:
Hey. I'm bored and poor and unemployed. Anyone got something for me to do?

Go play dwarf fortress and watch your computer explode.

haha yes, the next release is looking fantastic

hope he works on the Presentation Arc afterwards though, my tileset is growing dusty from neglect

I haven't paid much attention to what's happening in future releases beyond finding out that he's currently working on the army arc. What I'm really hoping for (amongst a bunch of other minor issues I'd like resolved) is the ability to restack items. Stacks of 1 crossbow bolt all over the place are bugging me.

Also kest, I've got a bronze collosus captured and imprisoned in my fort. Any suggestions as to what I should do with it (beyond releasing it in the middle of traps, using it in gladiatorial fights against other captured creatures or using it as target practice for my marksdwarves, that is)?


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I suppose you could also start a zoo with it, I hear dwarves gain a happy thought looking at caged exotic creatures.

I killed and sold my colossus, never tried capturing it.


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 Post subject: Re: Obligatory
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Remember that time Miao and I posted Tolkien poetry?


Wait whut? Who're you? AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY LEATHER DOMINATRIX MINISKIRT???

(Read: Hi Bishy-chan! Feel totally free to raid my closet and try on my clothes as long as you post pics here afterwards! :D)

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