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Author:  Xanilus [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:45 pm ]
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Sorry, I don't post pics. I do, however, host a live webcam talk show every Friday night, live from your closet. Next week my guests include Harrison Ford, George Takei, and musical guest after12.

Wait... I think I'm glossing over the important part here. Miao has a leather dominatrix miniskirt?! :o

Author:  Vass [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:44 pm ]
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Who doesn't have a leather dominatrix miniskirt these days?

Author:  actor_au [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:53 am ]
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I left mine in Istanbul, I traded it for a chess-set and a midget to carry it around. Sadly they took both from me at the airport because the Midget was actually their prime-minister and the chess set was made of Heroin.
I'm getting a new custom one in Amsterdam, they're apparently very kinky in that city.

Actor.

Author:  Vass [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:40 am ]
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actor_au wrote:
I'm getting a new custom one in Amsterdam, they're apparently very kinky in that city.

Chess set? I guess it wouldn't be too hard to make erotic chess pieces, let alone phallic chess pieces.

Author:  Psycojes [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:41 am ]
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Image
I came

Author:  actor_au [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:18 pm ]
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I've come in every bed in every dorm in every hostel I've stayed in since I left Australia.
And after I got that chess set it only got worse.

Actor.

Author:  IcyMonkey [ Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:09 am ]
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buttsex

Author:  krylex [ Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:59 pm ]
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Spongecake.

Author:  Lifyre [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:29 am ]
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THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Author:  Nicrat [ Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:27 am ]
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low hanging fruit

Author:  Vass [ Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:44 am ]
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Caution

[spoiler="Low hanging fruit"]Image[/spoiler]

Author:  actor_au [ Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:08 am ]
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Thanks, if I was in any city on Earth except Amsterdam I would have just got kicked out of this public library.

Good thing that the librarian here is one of those guys.

Actor.

Author:  Lifyre [ Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:23 pm ]
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The cake is still a lie but that was just wrong Vass.

Author:  Gazing Rabbit [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:06 am ]
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Lifyre wrote:
The cake is still a lie but that was just wrong Vass.

He gave a fair warning, you can't blame him.

Well, you can, but it would be rather meaningless.

Author:  actor_au [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:15 am ]
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The Beefcake is real.

I went to a live sex show last night.
They had something called a Banana act. I was part of it.
Egads.

Actor.

Author:  Vass [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:05 pm ]
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Gazing Rabbit wrote:
Lifyre wrote:
The cake is still a lie but that was just wrong Vass.

He gave a fair warning, you can't blame him.

Well, you can, but it would be rather meaningless.

Not my fault if people forget to duck.

Author:  krylex [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:24 pm ]
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actor_au wrote:
The Beefcake is real.

I went to a live sex show last night.
They had something called a Banana act. I was part of it.
Egads.

Actor.


Banana shows are awesome! Did they pick up any stacks of coins?

Author:  actor_au [ Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:54 pm ]
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I left with no money in my pockets. Not sure if that counts.

And some fat guy from the audience got tied up and whipped, lucky sod.

Actor.

Author:  krylex [ Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:36 am ]
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In Japan they banana ladies will pick up a stack of quarters off the stage if you stack them up. They can also count you out exact change.

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