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 Post subject: My last kick at the old corpse.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:50 am 
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I saw the good times, the greatest times, the depression, the resurgence, the war, the schism, the great decline, and finally this. The End. We were all once great, perhaps too great.

We were a great society of cynics, sinners, madmen, perverts, followers of the impulse to speak without filter, initiate without fear of hazing laws, speak our opinions as they were without hedging for the comfort of others. We hated all races, religions, countries and political creeds equally. We held each other in a contempt that bordered on respect.

Somehow it all went wrong and we have destroyed our world. We are no longer the college kids we once were. We were weakened and we fell, one after another, as each elder fell away in frustration, with a heavy heart.

So now I stand in the rubble of our once great castle, and see the towers hanging in their ruin, each waiting to topple in its turn. I cannot help but mourn our Brokedown Palace, not for it's stone and domain name, but for the hours I spent, spoiled by the brilliance of my fellow denizens of this hallowed place.

I came to this place an impoverished college student and a lonely virgin. I leave it now a content and well paid school teacher with an awesome sex life. Do I owe some of that to this forum? No. I will miss it anyway, because once we were great.

If any of you remember me and care to talk occasionally, please PM me your Yahoo Messenger and AIM usernames or email them to dmatumbo@yahoo.com, I hate to lose old friends.

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Who don't go home with all, Not with all...


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P.S. When my contacts in the lesser magellenic cloud get me my colony ship, all you bastards are going to get abducted.

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At the point of a knife, Now the die is shaken
Now the die must fall,
There ain't a winner in this game
Who don't go home with all, Not with all...


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Wow. There indeed is nothing but rubble left here. *surveys the scene* Interesting. Sad. Times change; people move on.

But I have lots of good memories from this place. (^_^)

(Don't mind me... just doin' a quick fly-by...)


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*hugs and sheds a tear*

Speaking of which, can I get a database dump at some point? alice-=at=-gothcandy.com, BTW.

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Clay_Allison wrote:
P.S. When my contacts in the lesser magellenic cloud get me my colony ship, all you bastards are going to get abducted.

I call shotgun!

Or whatever it is you plan to use for self defense...

Also: adar.talmi@gmail.com

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Ion Cannon it is.

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One's for sport and one's for blood
At the point of a knife, Now the die is shaken
Now the die must fall,
There ain't a winner in this game
Who don't go home with all, Not with all...


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Feh, I'm just waiting for the universe to cease expanding, rubberband backwards and begin contracting, then I'll use elementry teleportation theory and a timecube to propel myself to the end of time and rebuild reality in my image.

Of course I'll have to wait till I get 10,000 posts first.

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Feh, I'm just waiting for the universe to cease expanding, rubberband backwards and begin contracting, then I'll use elementry teleportation theory and a timecube to propel myself to the end of time and rebuild reality in my image.

Of course I'll have to wait till I get 10,000 posts first.

Actor.

With 4.33 posts per day it'll take you 65/4.33=15.01 days. Meh, we can wait.

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I remember when I had more posts than Actor.


Not that I've ever been funny, though.


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With 4.33 posts per day it'll take you 65/4.33=15.01 days. Meh, we can wait.

I'll be back in Australia by then, and CHina is making it hard to post.
Trmove about two days from the equation because I'll be drunk(this years return from overseas party will be called the Bring Your Own Redbull party, I'll provide two liters of Jagermeister and we'll go from there).

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Never was a better epitaph written. It seems you have become Roland, and this hallowed place, Gilead.

May the wheel of Ka someday begin to turn again.

*salute*

Signing off.

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So long, Clay. I'm making what I think is now roughly my bi-yearly stop by the Zombie Boardsâ„¢, myself (I'd suggest that in lieu of Egon Forums, but I'm not sure there are actually any mods left). If I ever create a webcomic or something similar, I'll probably try to buy the forum from Kyhm and adopt it as my official one, just for old time's sake.

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Heck, I'll do it even without making a webcomic.
Just keep this place online until I find a job.

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*puppydog-eyes*

Pwease? Pwease let me have some SQL luvin? 83

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Excellent epitaph.

Take care all.

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@GothAlice:
I'll say it again: you need to get a hold of dear old Mr. Kyhm. I have no idea what so ever how to do so.

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I'd love to hear what Kyhm is up to these days.

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maybe hes in prison for acting out one of his pedophile fantasies

speaking of which
hay vass there is going to be a new boku no pico ova are you going to watch it? y/y


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shoonra wrote:
maybe hes in prison for acting out one of his pedophile fantasies

speaking of which
hay vass there is going to be a new boku no pico ova are you going to watch it? y/y

Haha, just tell me when there's subs for it, otherwise I'll forget about it.


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Vass wrote:
shoonra wrote:
maybe hes in prison for acting out one of his pedophile fantasies

speaking of which
hay vass there is going to be a new boku no pico ova are you going to watch it? y/y

Haha, just tell me when there's subs for it, otherwise I'll forget about it.

i donno, i found out on /a/ of all places
they sure love their shota porn
its gonna be so incredibly bad~ i could hardly watch this all the way through :lol:


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