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 Post subject: Sweet freedom, here I come!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:04 am 
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As of today, I am no longer the property of the Israeli Defense Force.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some running-naked-with-pants-on-my-head- to do.

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Since July 14 I am property of the US Navy


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 Post subject: Re: Sweet freedom, here I come!
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Gazing Rabbit wrote:
As of today, I am no longer the property of the Israeli Defense Force.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some running-naked-with-pants-on-my-head- to do.

As long as you're not shooting blindfolded palestinians with rubber bullets. Again. If so, aim for something other than their toes.


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 Post subject: Re: Sweet freedom, here I come!
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Vass wrote:
Gazing Rabbit wrote:
As of today, I am no longer the property of the Israeli Defense Force.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some running-naked-with-pants-on-my-head- to do.

As long as you're not shooting blindfolded palestinians with rubber bullets. Again. If so, aim for something other than their toes.

Damn fuckers making a ad name for all of us. You soot the cameraman first!

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one word: miluim

enjoy your freedom :-)


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shoonra wrote:
one word: miluim

enjoy your freedom :-)

For miluim (reserves) they put me in the armored corps. I have no idea why.

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Is it just me or is there a very oddly large number of people who used to frequent this place that are (or were) part of some military?

We, as a whole, don't strike me as military types. Shooting people at random types, sure, but not military.

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Well, the Israelis here didn't have much of a choice.
As for the rest of us, we're fuck ups, military is the ultimate fall back.


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The only way you'll get me into the military is if I get to be able to send people off to their deaths while quaffing champagne and eating quails' eggs somewhere far away. Plus I question orders, I think that automatically discounts me from a military career.


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Vass wrote:
. Plus I question orders, I think that automatically discounts me from a military career.

Not at all, in the IDF you are required to question orders. Why? So you won't die due to your commander being a dumb fuck.

Is it just me or is there a very oddly large number of people who used to frequent this place that are (or were) part of some military?

We, as a whole, don't strike me as military types. Shooting people at random types, sure, but not military. wrote:

It's a matter of ideology. As fucked up by normal standards as some (most/all) of us are, some of us still see ourselves as responsible for our countries survival. Also, nothing makes a man out of a boy more than a term on the front line... That's what I thought, at least. I was wrong.

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bla bla bla

the year i spent in the army was the worst of my life and the worst part is i could probably avoid it if i wasnt such a clueless dumbfuck back then.


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Shoons in the military?? Holy shit I feel sorry for her CO.


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