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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:08 pm 
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Half the topics here are people commenting about how the board is dead.

With these posts, it's not so much dead as kind of shambling along with its entrails wrapped around its legs and flies nesting in the shattered remains of its cranium, raising maggots in the bubbling gray matter...

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I met a girl from Taiwan yesterday on my way home from the airport. She was nice, but didn't speak much English.
Could I use you as a translator if this works out?

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MiaoMing wrote:
Half the topics here are people commenting about how the board is dead.

With these posts, it's not so much dead as kind of shambling along with its entrails wrapped around its legs and flies nesting in the shattered remains of its cranium, raising maggots in the bubbling gray matter...

Quite so. Everyone seems to be enjoying repeating what everyone else has already said (at least twice before) so I felt no real impulse to stop them or change the topic.


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Yeah, we just want to keep this place alive until actor gets his 10k post.

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I sacrificed my hair to keep this place alive.

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I sacrificed my hair to keep this place alive.

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That's all? Hell, Vass sacrificed live goats.


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I gave up looking like Jesus!

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I shaved off my beard last weekend. However, in so doing I believe I found my next facial hairstyle. Something along the lines of the Franz-Josef below.
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Vass wrote:
I shaved off my beard last weekend. However, in so doing I believe I found my next facial hairstyle. Something along the lines of the Franz-Josef below.
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I think I'll stick with short boxed whatever.

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Put me down for a Napoleon III Imperial. Got a class reunion coming up and that's just the look I need to spice things up.

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