ZOMBIE FORUMS

I've got up to the Spaceship level. Is there any reason to finish it?
Because while I'm not hating it all that much I'm getting impatient with it.

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No

Cheers.
Tempted to uninstall it now and use the space for porn.
Or create a creature made of breasts only.

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Those little electrical weapons from the cell stage make excellent breasts. Of course they're only available for a short time.

I uninstalled it and deleted the files. I have better things to use the space on.

I've still got it installed. I don't know why.
Also: Kane and Lynch Dead Men doesn't work for me, I've managed to get to the first bit in Japan and when I go out onto the dance floor in the club, with settings all turned down to bare minimum it brings my PC down to its knees and then skull fucks it.
Which makes no sense because my PC is a little god.
Fuck you Eidos.
IOI you've one shot with your next game not to suck, then I'm over it. I've bought every game you guys have ever made. Next game I'll pirate and if it sucks then we're over.

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Briefly back on the topic of Spore:
Someone once told me that the scariest thing about fundamentalists its impossible sometimes to tell the difference between real fundies who take things seriously and parodies of fundies who're taking the piss.


Why So Serious?

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I read one paragraph and decided that I have enough stupid in my daily life without actively searching for it.

some of those journal entries are hilarious, i love it when people take random things as personal attacks (or in this case blasphemy)

I'm actually still playing Spore, I don't know why. I think I just really really want to finish the space missions, I'm not even sure why anymore.

I wish the diplomacy was better, something on the scale of Alpha Centauri(being able to co-ordinate raids, buy people out, borrow money, steal, loot, rape, pillage and plunder) would have made this game decent. Instead every five minutes I'm forced to abandon my terraforming and go shoot some idiots down on the other side of the galaxy. I'M TRYING TO TERRAFORM HERE YOU BASTARDS!

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I think that the term to describe Spore is: "shit sux".

Batman wins.

Also, Lego:Batman the Game is coming out soon, I can't wait. I love the Lego Games.

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I have now finished Spore, un-installation will commence in 5...4...3...2..

My dream was to form an empire that spanned the Galaxy except that so far making full colonies, with max weapons, full happiness and highest level T-Scores means jack-shit when three pirate ships can show up and destroy it in under five minutes.
Fucking Wil Wright... I'LL DRINK YOUR PEE IN HELL!

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Good luck removing all the hidden drm crap.

Uber pirate copy either has no-DRM or I'm just that awesome or Lucky...
I hope.

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It's possible that it got un-drmed with piracy...
EA class actioned.

I tried to like Spore, but one can only maul retarded animals for so long before you end up playing a short bus RTS and getting distracted by Phallic spaceships constantly.

So I'm back to playing no games and sifting through my books.

I think part of the problem that is going on here is that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of God

Multiwinia, just get the demo its enough of the game to enjoy.
I find it oddly addictive except theres a bug somewhere in my system that causes a graphics glitch which makes the game unplayable about nine times out of ten.
But those one times out of ten are fun enough for me.

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I'm currently hooked on a Facebook Tetris clone. I'm playing for points against my hyper-competitive brother who phoned me up about an hour ago to bitch that I'd beaten his best time by .11 of a second.
Suck it.

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Spore: For the Win.

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