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 Post subject: Shinji and Warhammer40k
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:50 pm 
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Warhammer 40k makes everything awesome. To prove this, the author of this fanfic decided to introduce it to the evangelion world. It also helps that the author actually know what's he's doing and he know how to wright.

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I once tried to write a Eva-BattleTech crossover.
It would have been epic, I even had it working in Continuity, the Evangelion project was abandoned after the failure of the Instrumentality project(which had a limited effect over a very very limited range as seen in the movie) and rogue Comstar research lab would have resumed research into it digging around old files and trying to find unconventional weapon systems to rebuild and re-purpose for the re-conquest of Earth. This would have been the second planet they're tried to re-create the Eva project on, having escaped the last planet after being attacked days before the first generation test run. The re-construction of their labs and research has taken almost five years and nears completion.

However they know that the construction of new Evangelion is not simple. It involves re-learning and re-writing a lot of the rules, requiring a long term plan to find pilots, build biological labs, read the bible a lot etc. And the scientists are certain that they're about to have a break-through but are afraid of another attack on their labs, knowing that relying on the Eva to guard them is foolish because they aren't operational yet.
The failure to get the Eva's to work meant that the lab has to hire a Mech Mercenary group who'd defend against off-world attack like the one that destroyed their first labs.
The mech company would be kept in the dark initially, but would uncover elements of what the lab was researching, here the story would have made mention of the original Pilots and the fate of Japan after the failed Third Impact.
Another attack occurs, killing some of the mercs who defeat and defend the labs and find out that it was the Draconis Combine trying to re-acquire their old technology from long before the expansion. Battle rages until a stalemate is formed, the Draconis retreat, unable to send a request for back-up because the Lab has taken the planet off-grid for the time being, to protect themselves from further attacks or information leaks.

The Draconis reveal that they aren't trying to recover the tech, they want to destroy it because its danger is so great that even the most insane leaders would hesitate to use it if they knew the risks. They reveal information about the original pilots, the attempts over the last thousand years to re-create the project and the failures and near total destruction that always resulted in it.
The technicians and scientists refuse to listen to them and re-fortify their location and prepare to test the latest prototype.

The problem begins when the pilot synchs up successfully with her EVA. She is the head of the projects daughter, enraged by the attack days earlier and still angry over the last attack that forced her to leave her last home and killed her mother she takes the first working version of the Eva(EVA-XI) to destroy the Draconis dropship and their Mechwarriors.
Somehow she gets the EVA working but it all goes to hell rather quickly when the EVA consumes her, locking her inside her own head. Full of the rage of losing her mother and having to live with her fathers singular focus on the EVA project(sound familiar?).

The Eva feeds of her emotions of hatred and rage and summons the Lance of Longinus from the its random orbit in space(it takes a day or two to cross the distance). She attempts to destroy the Dropships(which take orbit almost as soon as she's over the horizon) and in doing so destroys several local cities as well and then weird shit starts happening, the blood flows up the buildings, giant crosses made of light form and the clouds and sea part as she moves with purpose, her radio broadcasting only her manic laughing or screaming in pain.

The mercs elect to let her wipe out the Dracs and plan to leave the planet only to find that their drop ship was hijacked by several members of the security forces, filled with multiple members of the scientists and then shot up into orbit to observe what happens next, aware that if the EVA goes berserker on them then they'll be safe.

The Mercs raid the labs, find the documentation on the EVA project, have having read the documentation on the EVA believe that they only have a limited battery life(two days worth given the advances in technology since they first were build) so elect to wait for it to run out of steam before destroying it, hoping that with its destruction the security forces will land, exchange the data that the merc now have for the drop ship and they can part company.
They raid the underground labs for experimental weapons and kill several of the scientists there in an attempt to get them to upgrade their Mechs, EVA technology is not compatible it turns out. As they're doing this refugees from the nearby cities begin to arrive at the labs, looking for shelter and bringing with them weapons and some old military tanks.

The EVA-XI finishes off most of the Draconis mechs and then turns back to the base. The merc company then prepare to fight her, readying a salvo of thousands of LRM-20s just as she gets the Lance.
Her father, who refused to retreat and locked himself inside one of the deep labs, then takes control of EVA-VI, the only other EVA to have working mobility but limited Synch functions. He fights her, trying to save his daughter but also forced to kill her if it meant ending the chaos of the Evas.
He's become a believer, the Eva's represent all that was wrong with the Word of Blake, machines that have souls, prayers to bring them into service. He hates himself for using it and wants to destroy it, but must save his child first.

At this point the original EVA-01 prototype would land on the planet, dragged behind the Lance but separated when it reached orbit.
The Mercs, their tanks and whats left of the Darconis team up and begin to attack EVA-01, which fails, because of the AT field. EVA-01 kills EVA-VI almost effortlessly, leaving just the XI to take it on.

The XI prepares to fight when the 01 neutralises the AT field between them and then the Merc's take their weapons and open fire on both of them, destroying the XI and unleashing a bolt of insanity across the planet as the AT-Field inverts, causing everyone to temporarily get mind-raped.
The 01 turns to fight the Mechs but is stopped suddenly immobile, the clouds swarm together above it, the lakes and rivers flood towards it as the Lance suddenly pierces its heart and causes it to collapse.
The gathered Mechs launch everything at it as it stumbles through the wreckage of the city, dead save for the thrashing.

As Eva01 falls, the blood from the soaked buildings seeps towards it, and it sinks into the ground the Mechs retreat, not before hearing a message from the Pilot. Repeating over and over again: I mustn't Run Away. I mustn't Run Away. I mustn't Run Away. I mustn't Run Away. I mustn't Run Away. I mustn't Run Away.
Then, detonation.

As they retreat, they see great lights shining in the sky, one of the few scientists that helped them(a historian who'd uncovered much of the original data) is heard over the radio saying the most terrifying word imaginable. "Angels."

And thats where it would end, Angels, Mechs, Dead Eva's and a FUCK-LOAD of blood. But I lacked the time or will power to write it back in 2001.

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This is HERESY.

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I summon the Launceston Anime Society annual debate certificate!

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jesus that took a while to find

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That right there is awesome.
Thats better than the secret cure for Herpes.

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I didn't knew you were famous...

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In a post 9/11 world that massive debate returned to us a belief that we could come together, that we could grab ourselves and pull ourselves up by our bootstraps. As one person, struggling alone we were drenched in sweat and unable to finish. Crying as we saw our naked ambition in front of us, unable to erect a wall, to mount our goals. But as a group we could encircle our problems, engorged as one and together we could drench them in our solutions.
Oh god, did we drench them.

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