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Shoons, thank you.

Antony Green is unkillable, we've crossed swords before and all I got out of it was a severed hand and an addiction to the number 16, which I can no longer count to!
He's the bastard son of a vampire and one of those IBM computers that was used in the holocaust. I've tried everything to bring him down, but his predictive analysis of my moves before I even leave the house make every attack pointless, I asked Nate Silver to help me, but he's being a dick about my innocent rigging the polls so his pie charts would form a Pac-Man if you play them as an animated gif.

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Antony Green is unkillable, we've crossed swords before and all I got out of it was a severed hand and an addiction to the number 16, which I can no longer count to!
He's the bastard son of a vampire and one of those IBM computers that was used in the holocaust. I've tried everything to bring him down, but his predictive analysis of my moves before I even leave the house make every attack pointless, I asked Nate Silver to help me, but he's being a dick about my innocent rigging the polls so his pie charts would form a Pac-Man if you play them as an animated gif.

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Last time I let him put something in my mouth he stole my fillings.
So... no.

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I am a very young Latino immigrant living below the poverty line, so it should come as no surprise that I voted Big O for 08 now that I am an official U.S. citizen.

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I am a very young Latino immigrant living below the poverty line, so it should come as no surprise that I voted Big O for 08 now that I am an official U.S. citizen.

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YOU! give me back my scythe :-?


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oh irony

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I am a very young Latino immigrant living below the poverty line, so it should come as no surprise that I voted Big O for 08 now that I am an official U.S. citizen.

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YOU! give me back my scythe :-?

Your what?


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Ancient wrote:
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Ancient wrote:
I am a very young Latino immigrant living below the poverty line, so it should come as no surprise that I voted Big O for 08 now that I am an official U.S. citizen.

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YOU! give me back my scythe :-?

Your what?

in guild wars
i lent you a really good weapon i cant seem to get again and i could use it :x


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Oh. Umm, okay. This has been the last year and a half or so of Ancient time.

I moved to England for school, was living with this really nice gal. My immigration papers said I couldn't leave the U.K. for six months. I decided I might as well see the rest of the U.K. before classes started so me and the gal went on roadtrip across the U.K. Problem was that I went to South Ireland. I didn't know South Ireland wasn't part of the U.K. So when I take the ferry back to England and they look at my papers and ask me if I just came from South Ireland and I say yes, things go sour. Long story short I ended up punching out a Brittish immigration officer and getting deported.

After my deportation I had nothing but a travel backpack filled with some of my belongings, 54$ U.S., and my American citizenship. I spent a month homeless in Chicago. I almost succumbed to a combination of exposure and starvation on my third day before I found the YMCA, where I spent the rest of the month. A very bad incident with a homeless man forced me to pawn my laptop to buy a greyhound ticket to Ohio, where my brother lived at the time.

After this the I continue moving around for a good long while, leading me across the Nevada desert, Montreal, sneaking back into my homeland, and recently back here to Miami. Things of major import have occurred and I've kinda changed a lot. But I'm not gonna bother you with the rest of the story. The point is, I'm pretty sure either when I was deported from England or when I was pawning stuff in Chicago I lost my guild wars game. Sorry Shoon. I don't even remember my account info, so there's nothing I can do to recover the character or his items. If there's some sort of password recovery or account recovery or something so I can give you my account info so you can get back the scythe, I'll give it to ya.

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haha. you should write a book or something. i only know one person that can get into crazier trouble than you.


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That sounds like a mad time Ancient, you didn't know that Ireland wasn't part of the UK? They're both part of the EU, it really shouldn't have mattered unless you had some weird visa setup(but punching that guy probably didn't help). Oh and I wouldn't tell that story to anyone from Ireland, they'd probably not like being connected to England, even if it was only in your head.

Still, sounds like you got through it okay, glad to know you're safe.

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I moved to England for school...

Did you stalk onion while you were there?


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It was on my to-do list Vass, but I was barely there for a month before deportation.

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damn man

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you should write a book or something.

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It was on my to-do list Vass, but I was barely there for a month before deportation.

Bah. Speaking of which, I can't remember if actor got around to stalking onion either...

Are you allowed to go back there if you want, or did they declare you persona non grata and never to show your face in the UK again?

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I don't even remember my account info, so there's nothing I can do to recover the character or his items. If there's some sort of password recovery or account recovery or something so I can give you my account info so you can get back the scythe, I'll give it to ya.

There's a password reset system. You just have to remember the email address you used for gw.


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I'm banned from the U.K for Five years. Four soon, my first year is only a few months before it's up.

So, Wales, Cuba, England, Scotland, North Ireland. Five countries I am currently not allowed to set foot in.


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Thats some street cred right there.
Ancient... banned in Five Countries!
Thats three more than Eminem!

I'm sadly not banned from any countries and I didn't stalk Onion either(I was going to go to Scotland but I had time for either Ireland or Scotland. I picked Ireland because I have family there and Onion scares me).

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Man, Eminem is a wuss. I have a ton more street cred than he does. Has he been in a knife fight? Maybe, but I have. Has he been shot at? Probably, and so have I. But one look at his face and you can tell he's never been given a buck thirty. I almost got a full one, but I managed to turn my face away in time or else I'd be a helluva lot uglier than I a'ready am.


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