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I knew I should have used Chopper Read as an example instead of Eminem, I just figured that the reference would be too obscure for everyone but Vass and I.

Also, momentarily back on topic, did anyone watch South Park today?
Funny shit.

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 Post subject: I know it was a scythe, it's funnier this way because he can't even remember, see?
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You have to admit, when the man gives an excuse, he gives a motherfucking excuse. "Yeah, I've been getting into fistfights with British law enforcement and bums in the US, hitchhiking across half of North America while pawning my possessions, after being banned from large portions of Europe. Sorry I forgot about your pretend sword."

Assuming that story and what I remember of your family history is true, Ancient, you are one unlucky son of a bitch. It's a good thing you're pretty (unless you now have a scar and eyepatch from your adventures, or something).


I'm glad Obama won, and even more glad it wasn't close electorally so we won't get a repeat of the whiny post-2000 election Democrats from the other side (honestly, I wanted to punch every person who mentioned the popular vote after that. That's not how it works, you idiots)

Also, although it's not why I voted for him, this is a nice bonus psychologically for the country.

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 Post subject: im totally still pming him about it, dont doubt it for a second.
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im just glad this stupid election is over with. so much stupid fucking spam everywhere. some people dont give a fuck ok?


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Also, although it's not why I voted for him, this is a nice bonus psychologically for the country.

I see a disturbing trend in recent presidents lacking facial hair. This is a huge concern and should be rectified at the next election.


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I liked the brief period of Moustaches, being a moustachioed super-man myself I yearn for such days.

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Assuming that story and what I remember of your family history is true, Ancient, you are one unlucky son of a bitch. It's a good thing you're pretty (unless you now have a scar and eyepatch from your adventures, or something).


It's all true, I got the passport stamps, scars, and political statuses to prove it. But man, you don't know the half of it. For example, I almost got crushed in a trash compacter while working in a Kohl's warehouse and I lost my ex-girlfriend, the only girl I've ever loved, in a car accident. I got some real heart breaking stories, but you know what? At least I got stories. When I got back to Miami about a month or so back, I asked my old friends from high school what they've been up to. "Oh, you know, college and a part time job. Just hanging out."

I don't know, maybe it's been a rough life with a lot of tough breaks, but at least it's life that if I write a book about, people will read it. So yeah, screw it, I'm gonna have freaking awesome stories when I'm old.

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You've done more in the last year than many people accomplish in their entire life...

You should check if you were born under the Chinese black moon. The "may you live in interesting times" one.

P.S.: Welcome back mate.

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Obama won, holy shit, we're awesome, etc.

Wow ancient, you've been through a lot, haven't you? If someone had asked me two years ago which one of the forumers was most likely to punch a cop, be banned from multiple countries, and get into multiple knife/gun fights, the kid who ended every most with "much love" would be pretty far down the list. Just goes to show that internet persona and real-life persona have little to do with each other.


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oh icy. youd think youd know by now that internet tough guys are the biggest irl sissies youll never meet.


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Speaking of which, I was just wondering how Mibbers was doing, so I googled his real name and one of the few hits I got back was a discussion on an Ayn Rand board over whether masturbation is an ethically defensible act from an Objectivist standpoint. Oh, also, this picture:

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...so basically, yeah, shoons, I guess you're right.


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Speaking as an internet tough guy I'm no sissy. Except when I wear women's clothing and dance around the streets when sailors are in town.

But thats only every other week.

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Speaking as an internet tough guy I'm no sissy. Except when I wear women's clothing and dance around the streets when sailors are in town.

But thats only every other week.

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You say this as if it's new information.

Also, Mibbers looks like a Columbian drug lord.

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Actually Icy, my real life persona is the same as my online persona. I treat people how they treat me, and you have all treated me with nothing but love and respect since I was 13 and first joined these boards. Even Grey used to send me much love PMs.

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Ancient, you are one of the nicest and most polite internet-people I've ever 'met.' Being anything but nice to you would be like kicking a kitten.

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Ancient wrote:
I treat people how they treat me

I try to live like this too, but I don't know how to respond sometimes...
What would be the retaliation to someone who's stupid is rubbing off of you?

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Gazing Rabbit wrote:
Ancient wrote:
I treat people how they treat me

I try to live like this too, but I don't know how to respond sometimes...
What would be the retaliation to someone who's stupid is rubbing off of you?
Rub one off on them?


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Tofenheimer wrote:
Gazing Rabbit wrote:
Ancient wrote:
I treat people how they treat me

I try to live like this too, but I don't know how to respond sometimes...
What would be the retaliation to someone who's stupid is rubbing off of you?
Rub one off on them?


Exchanges like these are what make me so surprised that ancient has remained a well-adjusted young man despite growing up on these forums.


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I've rubbed off on enough people over the years to get into some serious trouble.
Oh god, I'm never going to be getting a job around children am I?

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aw, dont worry actor. you could always molest them on your free time.


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I've rubbed off on enough people over the years to get into some serious trouble.
Oh god, I'm never going to be getting a job around children am I?

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Depends on the children.

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