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 Post subject: If Shoon's and Ancient had a baby it would be Jewish and Cuban.. just like Florida!
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FINE. ill have ancient all to myself then :roll:


I HEAVILY approve of this product and/or service.

What? I'm an adult now. Much Love can mean more than thing these days.

Much Love


Why is it when I kidnap and molest people they complain but when Shoon's does it she gets consent?

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 Post subject: a baby? i dont think ancient is ready to ruin his girlish figure yet.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:29 pm 
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how can i put this...?
imagine i kidnapped you.
this post is merely filler for the title


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 Post subject: Re: a baby? i dont think ancient is ready to ruin his girlish figure yet.
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shoonra wrote:
how can i put this...?
imagine i kidnapped you.

You're only encouraging him.

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 Post subject: Re: a baby? i dont think ancient is ready to ruin his girlish figure yet.
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shoonra wrote:
how can i put this...?
imagine i kidnapped you.
this post is merely filler for the title


Okay I'm imagining it.
I'm tied up and shirtless in your secret underground bunker surrounded by fifty blond bishouen all shirtless and wrestling each other for your amusement.
I'm the prize for the winner, but alas I'm too fast for the now exhausted champion, I throw him to the ground but he grabs my pants as he falls and I'm now pantless and he tries to bite my genitals off, but because of his last fight with the Bishou known only as face-puncher-chan he has no teeth and I'm suddenly unable to move as he long silky hair obscures him from my view.
After I'm done I put my bits back in pay him and then leave, before he realises that this isn't his usual job I'm out the door before you can stop me, except now I'm in the middle of Israel with no shirt, covered in blood and semen.
Nice....

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seeeee? its fun for everyone! :-3


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 Post subject: Re: a baby? i dont think ancient is ready to ruin his girlish figure yet.
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actor_au wrote:
shoonra wrote:
how can i put this...?
imagine i kidnapped you.
this post is merely filler for the title


Now I'm in the middle of Israel with no shirt, covered in blood and semen.
Nice....

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But Actor, that's how ALL your stories end.

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Not the one where I was raped in Turkey, that one ended with me shirtless, covered in blood and semen and in the Israeli embassy in Ankara.

TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

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Location not important. ITS STILL THE SAME!!!

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Obviously you've never been to Turkey, that country is crazy. They have people fishing off a bridge!
I saw it with my own eyes.

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yeah well i see people here in michigan fishing under the bridge!

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wait wait
are we back to innuendos?


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shoonra wrote:
wait wait
are we back to innuendos?

Oh, days like this don't happen enough....
In your end-o.

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i laughed way too much


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Looking back I should have said: "I'd like to put something back in your end-o."
Thus implying not only would I like to perform anal sexors but that we've done it before thus putting it back or returning it to its previous state.

If only you'd've said "I laughed way too hard" then I would have had hours of material to work from.

/Cries.

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"There, there Actor."

*Places both hands on Actor's shoulders*

I think you know what's coming next...

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You going to realign my back?
With your penis?

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Well that is one way to get the "kinks" out.

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I briefly had a monthly fetish plan, in which I'd track down and acquire as much of a specific genre of fetish porn as possible in as short a time as possible in order to see if I could get off on anything.
It turns out... yes I can get off on anything, be it foot fetish, hypno-porn, fat girls, asians, bondage, financial domination, public urination and interacial medieval cosplay porn.

I can't leave the house now without getting off by seeing a sexy looking tree.

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actor_au wrote:
I can't leave the house now without getting off by seeing a sexy looking tree.

You could try wearing a blindfold or really dark glasses and using a guide dog, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's fetish porn for that as well...


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Blind Porn?
Oh god... this I have to find.

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