Fuck yeah.
I've been trying to think of a way to do this post for about two weeks now, hoping against hope that inspiration would strike.
I was going to try and finish Road Trip, I even started to re-read it, but I couldn't bring myself to finish it up because it'd be a lot of work and because I know I'd screw it up.
I thought of doing a photo montage of me getting progressively more naked until you all got to bear witness to my glorious scrotum perched atop an infamous statue in the middle of Brisbane.
I pondered maybe setting something on fire and then videoing it, but that required effort and fire.
Then I remembered something.... I'm awesome and all I need is this:
The people I've met and the places I've been because of these forums...
EC in Chicago on St Patricks day.
Mad in Launceston after I walked the Cradle Mountain overland trek.
Schnefle in Tacoma after a couple of weeks of not kicking me out. Note the yellow lid on the fridge in the background, thats Vegemite, I opened the jar and everyone in the room evacuated in terror.
I used this to my advantage in several Hostels to get decent beds.
Wren and Skjie in Vancouver, sorry I didn't get a photo with you Skjie, and congrats on getting engaged by the way.
Shoonra in Jerusalem after showing me that Israel doesn't suck just the parts of Tel Aviv that I was staying in, showing me where to get good Schnitzel in the city and arranging to meet at a regular site for suicide bombers.
Ez and I getting along in Melbourne.
A whole bunch of us in Melbourne.
I was amazed at some of the random things I found, old Photos of Me (many of which are Macros for some reason), that I'd thought lost after my last hard drive crash:
The New Australian Flag.
How sexy was returned to the internet.
Icy's revenge after I made a Cathedral based Macro.
A Hitler based warning.
I will use this.
Are you horny now? Does my hat make you go all gooey in your pants?
Awww, thats what happens when I drink in shorts.
The last time I put any effort into a post count achievement.
For those afraid of that photo, welcome to Australia, my head goes next to that Spider.
This was the day after my 18th birthday party, it was slightly cold out and I wanted to impress.
My first car, sadly taken by this prick of a maths professor who couldn't be deigned to look before taking a corner.
The ultimate thread-jack.
Hitler^9 and in colour!
EAGLES!
Fuck China and their fucking rain.
CUT YOU BITCHES.
And just for the hell of it, some images I found trawling around the forums looking at my history here:
The glare at the bottom is my power level rising.
Vicky and Chris before they got married and became respectable.
This took me about an hour to set up.
My proposed re-design of Kyhms Forums.
What Kyhms looks like as a flow-graph, divided up into sections by me.
And to close up my favourite posts ever:
Me vs Psycojes in a battle of wits across the Tundra(this is and always will be my favourite post I've ever made).
Going to Melbourne. Most of the entire Aussie Forumers got together one year and spent a weekend in Melbourne getting to know each other and trying to see UWCs wife naked.
A run down on the few Initiations I've done sadly my Dr Suess story, which is linked, doesn't exist anywhere anymore because I left that ISP and didn't drag my old stuff along with me.
My letter to UWC asking what to do about the hole in my teeth.
Vass, TMT, Doug and I on the streets of Brisbane(sadly the images have all died in that thread which is why I don't have any pics of us together, sorry guys).
The Day I finally lost my mind at least according to Indigo.
And now, because I like to look a near naked women almost as much as I like paying women to touch me: BOOBS.
Boobs.
Boobs
Boobs
Boobs.
Boobs.
Jockies.
Some great photos I found some of which are boobs.
I just want to say, to everyone still here, and anyone that was here and might just stumble on the old place once in a while, thanks.
Theres a lot of history for me here, when I came here first I was a lonely masturbating shut-in with limited interests and no social life outside of work and lan-parties, not I'm a reasonably popular masturbating extrovert with many interests, some of which are acceptable in polite company whom I get to see every couple of weeks. I've travelled the world, met a bunch of you and I'm looking forward to travelling again soon.
Its been great being here, even if the place has died now, because you've all been there and made it fun. To everyone I missed when I was overseas, I'm sorry I didn't get to you. I'm an arse at scheduling and planning, and to everyone I've not met, there's still hope sooner or later I'll knock on your door and you'd better have some dry clothes handy because I can't guarantee I'll be wearing pants.
As always:
Actor.