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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:59 pm 
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haha
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Woo! Take that everyone but me and shoons!... and Vass, I suppose. Unless Vass hates himself for posting in this thread.


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Vass didn't used to hate himself. But this place has shown him that his self esteem and happiness were not earned so he's had to rethink and now he does.
I on the other hand love myself, often three or four times a day. While watching Power-puff girls or Castle.

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 Post subject: The good old days weren't that good, they just had more porn
PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:28 am 
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I haven't decided whether I hate myself or not yet. But everyone who has managed to see this thread and spend more than five seconds worth of banging brain cells together to make some comment about how they too remember the good old days back when everyone one the forums was oarsome, every post was filled with porn, discussion or awesome porn discussion and not using those five seconds worth of brain activity to actually provide porn, discussion or awesome porn discussion deserves a big FUCK YOU.

Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. :V


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 Post subject: mm. porn.
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sounds like an excuse to post some sodomy and cake!


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Vass wrote:
I haven't decided whether I hate myself or not yet. But everyone who has managed to see this thread and spend more than five seconds worth of banging brain cells together to make some comment about how they too remember the good old days back when everyone one the forums was oarsome, every post was filled with porn, discussion or awesome porn discussion and not using those five seconds worth of brain activity to actually provide porn, discussion or awesome porn discussion deserves a big FUCK YOU.

Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. Post more yaoi. :V


Wait.

You mean there was a period in which we weren't all moaning about how fuckin' sweet everything used to be before this place started to suck and oh my god it was so awesome back In The Past.

You're blowing my mind.


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Wait.

You mean there was a period in which we weren't all moaning about how fuckin' sweet everything used to be before this place started to suck and oh my god it was so awesome back In The Past.

You're blowing my mind.

I remember the first day I was here everyone was awesome, then not one day later everyone started complaining that this place sucked now and that it used to be cooler, the more often I posted talking about how much fun this place was at the time the more people screamed that it was going downhill. I posted funny stories I wrote where I was the captain of the Enterprise and had sex with all the girl characters and people didn't find them inspiring for some reason.

Also I told a girl about how I managed to finagle rooms to sleep in, tours of cities, free TF2 games, cake and a strip club story to keep me warm at night from this place and she was impressed.
Yes, it took almost seven years but my E-Penis finally impressed a girl.

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actor_au wrote:
Yes, it took almost seven years but my E-Penis finally impressed a girl.

wow. you just impressed another.

in other news: yaoi. i forgot how fun it is to post :dance:


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 Post subject: Re: The good old days weren't that good, they just had more porn
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actor_au wrote:
a strip club story to keep me warm at night from this place

Is that the one in which you borrow money from someone else to pay for a stripper? I'm still amazed that there would be someone so charitable as to do that.

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*yaoi images*

You can really see the love in their eyes in the latest one (stupid dutch angle is weirding me out though), as opposed to the first one in which someone is crying over ruined cake.


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he is crying over ruined cake, rape, rope burns (mm..) and the fact HE IS BEING FUCKED BY HIMSELF. quality story writing, i know.

if theres one thing bl games taught me its that rape always leads to true love and happy ends are always romantic, even if they involve a teenage boy becoming someones "pet cat".
have another happy end cg.
as for the angle, theyre up against a wall on the roof if that helps anything


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 Post subject: Re: The good old days weren't that good, they just had more porn
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Vass wrote:
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a strip club story to keep me warm at night from this place

Is that the one in which you borrow money from someone else to pay for a stripper? I'm still amazed that there would be someone so charitable as to do that.

I have no recollection of these events although I was disappointed when I learnt that we'd somehow snuck into the first place without paying, mostly because we left and didn't return and the next time I went there I had to pay and it didn't feel the same. Free boobies are awesome boobies.

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actor_au wrote:
I have no recollection of these events although I was disappointed when I learnt that we'd somehow snuck into the first place without paying, mostly because we left and didn't return and the next time I went there I had to pay and it didn't feel the same. Free boobies are awesome boobies.

I thought the overpriced alcohol was the entry charge.

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he is crying over ruined cake, rape, rope burns (mm..) and the fact HE IS BEING FUCKED BY HIMSELF. quality story writing, i know.

Sounds terrible. But not terrible enough to make me want to read it. I don't know why, but I was amused by the final part of the description for it, "An adulterous man-love story."

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if theres one thing bl games taught me its that rape always leads to true love and happy ends are always romantic, even if they involve a teenage boy becoming someones "pet cat".


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 Post subject: Re: The good old days weren't that good, they just had more porn
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Sounds terrible. But not terrible enough to make me want to read it. I don't know why, but I was amused by the final part of the description for it, "An adulterous man-love story."

me too actually
ill have you know that katsuya sticks to raping one guy per route through the entire game! (except for the harem route)

have some rape.


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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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Man, I miss this place so freaking much these days. Even though I'm constantly online, I've never found a place with such a strength of community. Run into some old friends on Reddit and /co/, but both are way too large.
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And yes Actor, the strip club story still gets pulled out regularly. Hi-larious!

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I remember now why I always wanted to ban everyone.

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I remember now why I always wanted to ban everyone.

Because they never talked about you enough? It's okay, I'm sure people still remember how you gave everyone in melbourne the plague...


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Ezelek wrote:
I remember now why I always wanted to ban everyone.

Because they never talked about you enough? It's okay, I'm sure people still remember how you gave everyone in melbourne the plague...

BASTARD I was so sick I couldn't masturbate on the plane ride home, and I love fapping on a plane, its almost as much fun as fapping in hotel rooms while everyone else is asleep.

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Vass wrote:
Ezelek wrote:
I remember now why I always wanted to ban everyone.

Because they never talked about you enough? It's okay, I'm sure people still remember how you gave everyone in melbourne the plague...

What kind of Pokemon are you? How do you do the things you do!? DO YOU HAVE A HEART THAT IS TRUE? What kind

of


pokemon

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I hate you.

I hate you so much.

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i totally dont get the reference but vass is a drowzee!

i now declare this as my yaoi thread! :dance:
anyway i need you people to pick something randomly for me. since i cant seem to get a hold of any of my friends after the coffee shop incident, youd think people could handle a little gay porn in public places god that was such a great evening

i wanna start a new bl game but i dont like any of the characters. this is quite troublesome because this game is extremely shiny but i cant decide who to aim for so all i get is dull filler text :-(
help me pick who to "do" first!
(the first guy is the main character so you cant pick him and while i suspect the dog is an actual option i have a rule for saving the most "interesting" routes for last so you cant pick it either.)

cast your vote! ill probably do them in order :-D


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