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 Post subject: Re: crack is awesome
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:10 am 
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i totally dont get the reference but vass is a drowzee!

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since i cant seem to get a hold of any of my friends after the coffee shop incident, youd think people could handle a little gay porn in public places god that was such a great evening

This sounds like a story that we need to know.

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cast your vote! ill probably do them in order :-D

Kyouya Kiryu, and enjoy your raep and despair.


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 Post subject: the only thing better than a bl game is a bl fandisk
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since i cant seem to get a hold of any of my friends after the coffee shop incident, youd think people could handle a little gay porn in public places god that was such a great evening

This sounds like a story that we need to know.

i brought my laptop with me to show my friends some of the kichiku megane fandisk hilarity when we get to the coffee shop we usually hang out at after we do whatever it is we do downtown. i made sure to get the only sits in the coffee shop where you can position the computer in a way no one can peek in because i know at least one of my friends is extremely easy to embarrass and there was much yaoi to be seen. my friends were sitting across from me with a couple of guys (students doing homework or something) in the table behind them and the entrance to the bathroom behind that table so there was some traffic of people walking there all the time.
now the game has a special bonus scene section where unlikely (and often hilarious) things like katsuya x katsuya happen and every single one of them includes a sex scene with a cg. i wanted to show my friends one of these scenes where the dialogue leading up to the sex is really funny so i loaded it, put it on auto (no hands :V) mode and went to the bathroom. when i came back they were back in their sits with the computer facing the students and isle, just moments before the talking part of the scene was done. i said something along the lines of "the porn is now" loud enough to make the waitress passing next to me do a double take because i knew they knew whats coming next and much to my surprise didnt seem to mind it at all.
the next thing i know the attached image was plastered all over the screen and my friends looked absolutely mortified. one of the students sitting behind them expressed his own surprise pretty loudly and the rest is a bit of a blur because i was laughing so hard tears were coming out.
after that my friends moved to the sits i secured for us and watched another scene, the easily embarrassed friend hiding under her jacket, peeking at the screen with one of the earphones in her ear. she was so red she looked like a tomato, it was adorable.
i havent laughed that much in a long time, which im sure helped my friends feel better through the whole ordeal! :D

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Kyouya Kiryu, and enjoy your raep and despair.

sure, why not! :-D


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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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Fantastic! The only thing that could make that better would be if everyone in the cafe had seen. :-D


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 Post subject: i mustve laughed for over an hour
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i think a lot more people took a peek than they let on, there were quite a few puzzled looks throughout the evening. also the loud student kept throwing comments at us every time he passed by but i didnt pay much attention (again - too much laughing). if my friend didnt seem like she was having fun (she even took back the earphone after it fell out - which led to more laughter on my part) i would probably pick a fight with that asshole myself.

she will probably kill me if she knew im posting this online but what the heck yes i shoved my cellphone in her face and lived to tell about it. i wish i got a picture of the redness too


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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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heh. this game is written like an awful romance novel but the main characters seiyuu is uh.. very talented
anyway the vote is over and my friend is back in her natural color scheme so all is well and this thread can die as it should have long ago


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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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And to all a good night.

/Just had the most sober Christmas eve/day in four years.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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There were good times, there were bad times. There were definitely events involving foreign cities and members of the forums. ¬_¬

Hell, I still keep in contact with Kyhm and Winter.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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youre the only one :roll:


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For what its worth.... MERRY CHRISTMAS guys!

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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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Well... damn. I didn't even realize the corpse of this place still existed. Its a shame I missed Christmas and New Years. It would have been nice to defile your holiday memories one last time.

The forum says I last blighted you with my presence on Sun Jun 08, 2008 at 2:38 pm. Syphilitic mother of god, has it really been that long? Oh, I could wax poetic about the old days but the true grandeur of Kyhm in its glory days would require heavy use of the Black Tongue and, as we all know from experience, that causes blindness and testicular cancer with prolonged exposure. But, hell, that may count as an improvement. Lesbian stoat porn, the troll wars, initiations, the use of my genitalia as an array of orbital sky hooks to ply the heavens, nightly attempts to make each other gouge out our frontal lobes as a release from the madness. Ah, good times.

Is it truly dead? I had believed Kyhm to be the Keith Richards of internet forums. Capable of clinging to a surreal half life even after all biological functions have ceased as the body is kept in an eternal undecaying stasis due to the preservative powers of powder cocaine. Weren't you guys using the sum of all internet porn as your phylactery, ensuring the forum revives 1d10 days after being slain? You don't do yourself justice.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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Labrat wrote:
Is it truly dead? I had believed Kyhm to be the Keith Richards of internet forums. Capable of clinging to a surreal half life even after all biological functions have ceased as the body is kept in an eternal undecaying stasis due to the preservative powers of powder cocaine. Weren't using the sum of all internet porn as your phylactery, ensuring the forum revives 1d10 days after being slain? You don't do yourself justice.

I'm actually pretty sure that describes the state of this place pretty well. Seems like there's about a half dozen or so hardcore posters who keep this place from becoming just another spam hole (and people like me, who, even when the population has dwindled to the point it has, still manage to lurk most of the time).

A place like this can't die as long as we keep the denial dream alive.


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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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...So I guess Bishou and Mad are never going to finish Road Trip, then? :smith:

[BTW, won't Kyhmforums be ten years old before the end of this year? We should go on some sort of epic quest to re-unite all the major former-regulars for a tenth anniversary reunion thread.]


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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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[BTW, won't Kyhmforums be ten years old before the end of this year? We should go on some sort of epic quest to re-unite all the major former-regulars for a tenth anniversary reunion thread.]

If by 'we' you mean 'you', then yes, we should totally go on some sort of epic quest to reunite all the major former-regulars for a tenth anniversary reunion thread. For all other definitions of 'we' I don't care. I am comfortable knowing that there are five people who post regularly and that as long as they can log in and the place isn't filled with spam they're happy. If anyone else wishes to try and make this place more alive they're welcome to try.

I also just noticed something. We need to celebrate the one year anniversary since kyhm last logged into the forums. It's now one year and five days. :toot:


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I also just noticed something. We need to celebrate the one year anniversary since kyhm last logged into the forums. It's now one year and five days. :toot:

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 Post subject: Re: Its over isn't it?
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Wark wrote:
This forum will exist as long as it's old geezers long-time members get extremely bored and decide to see what this place is up to.

Not that that ever happens or anything...


Seriously. /nod

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...So I guess Bishou and Mad are never going to finish Road Trip, then? :smith:


We did. Hollywood loved it, but changed a few things... including the title. It's now "The Expendables".

It could be worse. We could have been "Harold and Kumar Go to Hell".

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 Post subject: Re: Give me five months of care and I might do an awesome eulogy
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I hate everyone who has posted in this thread. Except wark. And shoons.


Thank goodness I hadn't posted in this thread... Until now. :v

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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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Xanilus, I don't remember who you are, but I commend your dedication of having an up-to-date avatar.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyhm Forum Eulogy Thread :V :V :V {PS. Admin Edit :V }
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I wonder, how large are the forums, and would it be possible to get a hard copy of them. I wouldn't mind keeping this site for memory sake. I mean 20-30 years ago a lot of this will be a riot.

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