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 Post subject: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:58 pm 
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[00:46] Clay Allison TX: How are things in Chicago?
[00:51] crunchysarcasm: ah the usual
[00:51] Clay Allison TX: crime, pagan Obama worship?
[00:52] crunchysarcasm: yes
[00:52] crunchysarcasm: we worship a giant mold
[00:52] crunchysarcasm: of obamas penis
[00:52] Clay Allison TX: That's the sears tower,
[00:52] crunchysarcasm: as it plunges into the satan pussy
[00:52] crunchysarcasm: of uhmmm
[00:52] crunchysarcasm: the devil virgin known as
[00:52] crunchysarcasm: i got nothin
[00:53] Clay Allison TX: the economy, I'd have said
[00:53] Clay Allison TX: he's fucking that pretty hard
[00:53] crunchysarcasm: perfect
[00:53] crunchysarcasm: fucking screen cap this
[00:53] crunchysarcasm: and post it on the forums
[00:53] Clay Allison TX: lol

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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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Just actor apparrently.

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 Post subject: Obama only human, news at eleven.
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Yeah, I hate it now that it's just actor posting all the time... Don't leave me alone with him, he abuses me.


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 Post subject: Re: Obama only human, news at eleven.
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Yeah, I hate it now that it's just actor posting all the time... Don't leave me alone with him, he abuses me.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND GET BACK IN THE CAGE!

I've been to the top of Sears Tower, the view is quite nice and there is a smell about the place.

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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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Just actor apparrently.

If I had your AIM or Yahoo IM, I'd know you weren't dead.

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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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Thanks to the work filters, Im practically dead anyway, so I will be stuck in the Probationary period for all eternity.

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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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 Post subject: seriously, be more entertaining or stay gone
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haha politics sure is funny :|


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 Post subject: Re: seriously, be more entertaining or stay gone
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haha politics sure is funny :|

It's funny when it's someone else's problem. Thankfully, our prime minister is so impotent (no sexual connotation intended) that he can't even do bad things. I stopped reading the newspaper because nothing happened since Obama was elected.

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 Post subject: argh i hate politics why are you making me post this
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then how do you know hes so impotent?
i actually read a paper once a couple of weeks ago and it seems that at first obama thought israel was the problem and was getting in the way of the oh so catchy peace in the middle east but the more he tries to get things done the harder it hits him that the arabic factors are the ones that keep cockblocking the process and ignoring whatever agreements are reached.
if anything i think an asshole like bibi is exactly the kind of person that needs to keep more pointless agreements from being signed while obama gets his shit in order.
and dont speak like there were any good options for a prime minister to begin with. i mean shit, youre old enough to vote now. you should know the despair first hand.

its fine if you dont want to stay updated about politics or you dont care enough to read newspapers but dont admit it and then run your mouth about it in one sentence. in this fucking country nothing happening for so long is a good thing.


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I tried reading a newspaper in Israel. And then the people at the airport put a hand up my bottom to see if I had any other smart ideas.

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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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I tried reading a newspaper in Israel. And then the people at the airport put a hand up my bottom to see if I had any other smart ideas.

And then you used a camera to steal their souls?


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actor_au wrote:
I tried reading a newspaper in Israel. And then the people at the airport put a hand up my bottom to see if I had any other smart ideas.

And then you used a camera to steal their souls?

I don't want to say anything that would get me banned from the holy land just in case I want to start the end of the world from there some day, so I'll just say "No, my camera did not steal their souls." Because they are Jewish and don't have them.

Also a friend of mine, his family is Iranian and he was born there but grew up here, was flying into Detroit the day that idiot tried to blow up the plane, the US government was not very nice to him.

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 Post subject: Re: argh i hate politics why are you making me post this
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shoonra wrote:
then how do you know hes so impotent?
i actually read a paper once a couple of weeks ago and it seems that at first obama thought israel was the problem and was getting in the way of the oh so catchy peace in the middle east but the more he tries to get things done the harder it hits him that the arabic factors are the ones that keep cockblocking the process and ignoring whatever agreements are reached.
if anything i think an asshole like bibi is exactly the kind of person that needs to keep more pointless agreements from being signed while obama gets his shit in order.
and dont speak like there were any good options for a prime minister to begin with. i mean shit, youre old enough to vote now. you should know the despair first hand.

its fine if you dont want to stay updated about politics or you dont care enough to read newspapers but dont admit it and then run your mouth about it in one sentence. in this fucking country nothing happening for so long is a good thing.

I voted for Lieberman.
I knew that either of the leading candidates would be inane and won't do anything constructive with my vote, and although I knew Lieberman won't get elected, he's the only one in the kneset that doesn't lie. When he says that he hates the arabs, I believe him, when he say that he'll make peace with them on *our* terms, I believe that he will try, and use force if he fails.
Israel needs a fascist leader now. Maybe even a national socialistic one...

Kidding, we need a national capitalist.

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 Post subject: i facepalmed even though i already guessed who you voted for
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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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There'd be a lot less dorama nowadays if one arthur balfour had promised the jews zimbabwe instead of israel. And I doubt that as many people would care about jews killing poor africans as jews killing poor arabs. I guess it's cos blacks don't have oil... :V


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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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i remember some entertainment show had a song about it - something along the lines of "why not uganda? we could be hanging out at the beach with black babes instead"
but really, its just trading one shithole for another and angst makes everything more interesting rite? :killyourself:


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 Post subject: Except iichan, it's only good because noone cares
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 Post subject: Re: Convo between me and Edible Corpse
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Drama is all well and fine but I wrote an outline for a sequel to District 9 on 4Chan this morning and now the site is dead because it was so awesome that the movie company must has launched the ultimate DDoS attack to prevent people from seeing it.

I shall now await my limo to take me to Hollywood.

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