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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:44 am 
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Some poor people have to look at naked girls EVERY DAY! Can you imagine the horrors?
I once saw this guy who worked at a strip club in Tel Aviv, mostly I saw him because I was inside this strip club on a Wednesday night, nice club actually now I recall it, the girls were doing naked flips and stuff, anyway this guys job was to clean the mirrors and the poles between dances, god he looked so bored that I almost felt sorry for him, but then a redhead did something that may or may not explain the origins of Circumcision so the moment passed. But I still remember him, with his resigned expression, wiping down that pole that had just had a lubed up 21 year old girl gyrating on it, and then I went my hostel and fapped into a cup that someone had left in the bathrooms. The next day I visited Shroons and we had Schnitzel!

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No shit, really? Schnitzel? Coool.

It was really tasty!

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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
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actor_au wrote:
Urban Wild Cat wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Some poor people have to look at naked girls EVERY DAY! Can you imagine the horrors?
I once saw this guy who worked at a strip club in Tel Aviv, mostly I saw him because I was inside this strip club on a Wednesday night, nice club actually now I recall it, the girls were doing naked flips and stuff, anyway this guys job was to clean the mirrors and the poles between dances, god he looked so bored that I almost felt sorry for him, but then a redhead did something that may or may not explain the origins of Circumcision so the moment passed. But I still remember him, with his resigned expression, wiping down that pole that had just had a lubed up 21 year old girl gyrating on it, and then I went my hostel and fapped into a cup that someone had left in the bathrooms. The next day I visited Shroons and we had Schnitzel!

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No shit, really? Schnitzel? Coool.

It was really tasty!

Actor.


Was it a Parmi?


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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:48 pm 
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there was also ice cream :-3

my food-eating friends (unlike me and shira) made fun of me when i told them where we took you. i actually know a lot of good food places that are actually worth going to now :sweatdrop:


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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
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there was also ice cream :-3

my food-eating friends (unlike me and shira) made fun of me when i told them where we took you. i actually know a lot of good food places that are actually worth going to now :sweatdrop:

In Jerusalem? Well, there used to be a good burger to be had in Ghost Vally (I shit you not, that's the name of the place "Emek Refa'im"), but I hadn't visited the place since ~'05.
Aside from that... Yeah, Jerusalem is dead culinary speaking.

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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
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actually :-?

there are a lot of places worth going to, i just didnt know any because i dont like eating.


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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
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But eating is good! It helps you live.

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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
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yeah, thats the only reason i even bother with it :roll:


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I enjoyed this burger place in Tel Aviv and some of the bakeries were nice. Not exactly as nice as French food or Chinese food in Prague but then again what is?

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