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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:09 pm 
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Just go to a friends house and pee however and wherever you like, odds are good that they'll be too polite to mention it.
Also fap peeing is the greatest goal for the professional masturbater. I'm still unable because of biology, but I think I can fix that with a knitting needle and some strong liquor.

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@Vass: Do you carry the funnel/tube with you, or do you just scrounge everytime you have the problem?

Actually, I only thought of it as a possible solution after you mentioned the problem. I've never actually tried it.

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Also, if the problem is sitting on the john while urinating, how do you use the funnel and tube? Do you sit, pee upwards or forwards into a funnel, while a tube snakes from the funnel between your legs into the john?

Well the tube would go back between your legs into the toilet, although now that I think about it, there could be issues if the tube is too long. I was thinking that you'd pee forwards into the funnel, though you could try defying gravity or play catch the piss. It'd probably require a non-circular funnel to help prevent spillage. Plus, if you use the wrong diameter of tubing, the funnel may overflow.

This requires some experiments... And when I think of experiments, I think of actor. Actor! Go solve this problem for the good of mankind!


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If we built two toilets facing each other then this problem would go away. But you'd need to position it so that the second bowl catches everything, unless you set up a urinal but I prefer pee-troughs so I'd elect for that option if it was presented to me.

The portable solution I shall experiment on later this week most likely Thursday when I use the Queen Street Hungry Jacks toilet for my own dark purposes.

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MiaoMing wrote:
@Clay: *blush*

Here I thought it was obvious at the time and you were too polite to mention it.

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@Clay: *blush*

Here I thought it was obvious at the time and you were too polite to mention it.

Even without assuming things about the local poster's social skills, you should be aware of how hard it is to get subtleties across on a written medium. I always wonder if the people who read my posts understand what I meant to post, and not something else.

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 Post subject: I rest your case.
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I always wonder if the people who read my posts understand what I meant to post, and not something else.

Yes.


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I always wonder if the people who read my posts understand what I meant to post, and not something else.


No. Obviously.

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Clay_Allison wrote:
MiaoMing wrote:
@Clay: *blush*

Here I thought it was obvious at the time and you were too polite to mention it.


Hell, even in real life I can't tell if someone actually "likes-me-in-that-way" (as opposed to a general platonic-friendly sort of liking), unless they tell me outright. >_>;;

@Actor: Pics or it didn't happen. :P
Also, why not have a tall stool facing the original toilet rather than install a second one?

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@Actor: Pics or it didn't happen. :P
Also, why not have a tall stool facing the original toilet rather than install a second one?


Then where would poo go?

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@Actor: Pics or it didn't happen. :P
Also, why not have a tall stool facing the original toilet rather than install a second one?


Then where would poo go?

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Why do you want to pee and poop with an erection ( :fap: )? Such busy nethers you males have!

Hee, fappy emoticon.

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Never as busy as we'd like.

Also I just discovered Japanese Swimsuit Porn. A new low has been established.

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Also I just discovered Japanese Swimsuit Porn. A new low has been established.
Actor.

I'm sorry to disappoint you mate, but this is a perfectly normal (I.E. 'mainstream') fetish.

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Not if you watch it in reverse.

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actor_au wrote:
Not if you watch it in reverse.

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They start by fucking, and then they wear swimsuits, and then they make out?

It could work, I guess, and it would save a lot of time on foreplay.

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MiaoMing wrote:
Clay_Allison wrote:
MiaoMing wrote:
@Clay: *blush*

Here I thought it was obvious at the time and you were too polite to mention it.


Hell, even in real life I can't tell if someone actually "likes-me-in-that-way" (as opposed to a general platonic-friendly sort of liking), unless they tell me outright. >_>;;


Not telling girls I was interested was my problem for six years. I finally got over it and now I'm married. Funny how being direct works out.

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Gazing Rabbit wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Also I just discovered Japanese Swimsuit Porn. A new low has been established.
Actor.

I'm sorry to disappoint you mate, but this is a perfectly normal (I.E. 'mainstream') fetish.

As far as I can tell my only fetish is attractive naked women.

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Clay_Allison wrote:
Gazing Rabbit wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Also I just discovered Japanese Swimsuit Porn. A new low has been established.
Actor.

I'm sorry to disappoint you mate, but this is a perfectly normal (I.E. 'mainstream') fetish.

As far as I can tell my only fetish is attractive naked women.

You sicken me.

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Clay_Allison wrote:
Gazing Rabbit wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Also I just discovered Japanese Swimsuit Porn. A new low has been established.
Actor.

I'm sorry to disappoint you mate, but this is a perfectly normal (I.E. 'mainstream') fetish.

As far as I can tell my only fetish is attractive naked women.

woah there cowboy, you better take those disgusting fetishes somewhere else. even these forums have to draw the line somewhere :gonk:


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Some poor people have to look at naked girls EVERY DAY! Can you imagine the horrors?
I once saw this guy who worked at a strip club in Tel Aviv, mostly I saw him because I was inside this strip club on a Wednesday night, nice club actually now I recall it, the girls were doing naked flips and stuff, anyway this guys job was to clean the mirrors and the poles between dances, god he looked so bored that I almost felt sorry for him, but then a redhead did something that may or may not explain the origins of Circumcision so the moment passed. But I still remember him, with his resigned expression, wiping down that pole that had just had a lubed up 21 year old girl gyrating on it, and then I went my hostel and fapped into a cup that someone had left in the bathrooms. The next day I visited Shroons and we had Schnitzel!

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actor_au wrote:
Some poor people have to look at naked girls EVERY DAY! Can you imagine the horrors?
I once saw this guy who worked at a strip club in Tel Aviv, mostly I saw him because I was inside this strip club on a Wednesday night, nice club actually now I recall it, the girls were doing naked flips and stuff, anyway this guys job was to clean the mirrors and the poles between dances, god he looked so bored that I almost felt sorry for him, but then a redhead did something that may or may not explain the origins of Circumcision so the moment passed. But I still remember him, with his resigned expression, wiping down that pole that had just had a lubed up 21 year old girl gyrating on it, and then I went my hostel and fapped into a cup that someone had left in the bathrooms. The next day I visited Shroons and we had Schnitzel!

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No shit, really? Schnitzel? Coool.

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