@Vass: Do you carry the funnel/tube with you, or do you just scrounge everytime you have the problem?

Also, if the problem is sitting on the john while urinating, how do you use the funnel and tube? Do you sit, pee upwards or forwards into a funnel, while a tube snakes from the funnel between your legs into the john?

@Clay: *blush*

Here I thought it was obvious at the time and you were too polite to mention it.

I always wonder if the people who read my posts understand what I meant to post, and not something else.

I always wonder if the people who read my posts understand what I meant to post, and not something else.

Here I thought it was obvious at the time and you were too polite to mention it.

@Actor: Pics or it didn't happen. :P
Also, why not have a tall stool facing the original toilet rather than install a second one?

Then where would poo go?

Actor.

Also I just discovered Japanese Swimsuit Porn. A new low has been established.
Actor.

Not if you watch it in reverse.

Actor.

Hell, even in real life I can't tell if someone actually "likes-me-in-that-way" (as opposed to a general platonic-friendly sort of liking), unless they tell me outright. >_>;;

I'm sorry to disappoint you mate, but this is a perfectly normal (I.E. 'mainstream') fetish.

As far as I can tell my only fetish is attractive naked women.

As far as I can tell my only fetish is attractive naked women.

Some poor people have to look at naked girls EVERY DAY! Can you imagine the horrors?
I once saw this guy who worked at a strip club in Tel Aviv, mostly I saw him because I was inside this strip club on a Wednesday night, nice club actually now I recall it, the girls were doing naked flips and stuff, anyway this guys job was to clean the mirrors and the poles between dances, god he looked so bored that I almost felt sorry for him, but then a redhead did something that may or may not explain the origins of Circumcision so the moment passed. But I still remember him, with his resigned expression, wiping down that pole that had just had a lubed up 21 year old girl gyrating on it, and then I went my hostel and fapped into a cup that someone had left in the bathrooms. The next day I visited Shroons and we had Schnitzel!

Actor.