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 Post subject: Re: Uhm?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:25 pm 
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Ryven wrote:
*dies*

I know what to do with a dead body!

Wait, no I don't. I know what to do with a incomplete nuclear submarine found in the Sahara.

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What if you found it, and there was a dead body in it?


Post Reported for being mean in a hypothetical.

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Post Reported for being a meanyhead in the forum. :tears:


Rost Peported for being adorable.

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if i was a mod id ban you all years ago :-?


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 Post subject: Re: Uhm?
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if i was a mod id ban you all years ago retroactively

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Good thing I'm admin, otherwise it'd just be spambots in here.


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 Post subject: Re: Uhm?
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Hello. I'm the Crowned Prince of Nigeria.

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Hello. I'm the Crowned Prince of Nigeria.

:cop:

I'm on to you.

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 Post subject: Re: Uhm?
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Ryven wrote:
Prince

And not, you know, Princess...

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 Post subject: Re: Uhm?
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Naw. My dick says I should use the male form of royalty.

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Naw. My dick says I should use the male form of royalty.

Wow, that's odd. Mine keeps saying I should use the feminine form and then runs off to Bermuda with all my money, occasionally sending back photos of it living the high life with dozens of nubile, young women.

It hurts, how it abuses me so, and yet I still love it. :cry:


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Dude, you don't deserve that. He's abusive, ditch him and leave, and preserve your self respect.

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My dick tells me to burn things. Its a very naughty appendage.

In unrelated news I'm an uncle now so I need to clean up my act a bit.

PENIS!

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In unrelated news I'm an uncle now so I need to clean up my act a bit.

Slow down there, hotshot. Remember, everyone needs at least one terrible uncle otherwise they won't be able to identify the good ones. Therefore you should start with some murder.

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Dude, you don't deserve that. He's abusive, ditch him and leave, and preserve your self respect.

But what am I without him? What am I?!?!


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A eunuch? :iiam:

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But what am I without him? What am I?!?!

a magical girl.


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 Post subject: Why don't we have a tentacle rape emoticon?
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Ryven wrote:
A eunuch? :iiam:

I can't sing.

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a magical girl.

But magical girls usually meet magical tentacle monsters that do magical things to them... :cthulhu:


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In unrelated news I'm an uncle now so I need to clean up my act a bit.

Actor.

I've been an uncle for a bit over a year now. I try my best to be the cool uncle.

Speaking of magical girls, I've watched Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha recently. Pic related.


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 Post subject: Re: Why don't we have a tentacle rape emoticon?
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Vass wrote:
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a magical girl.

But magical girls usually meet magical tentacle monsters that do magical things to them... :cthulhu:

whats your point?


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a magical girl.

But magical girls usually meet magical tentacle monsters that do magical things to them... :cthulhu:

whats your point?

I dunno... Do you think I'm magical enough?

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Speaking of magical girls, I've watched Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha recently.

And?


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 Post subject: Re: Why don't we have a tentacle rape emoticon?
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Vass wrote:
shoonra wrote:
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a magical girl.

But magical girls usually meet magical tentacle monsters that do magical things to them... :cthulhu:

whats your point?

I dunno... Do you think I'm magical enough?

no.


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 Post subject: Re: Uhm?
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Nice avi, Shoonra.

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