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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:54 pm 
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Lucky you. I have this collection of turds to choose from and all the minor party candidates scare me.


Hamish Chitts seems to be a reasonable fellow. I think I pee'd on him once while walking home from the RE. I remember this event mostly because I recall drinking absinthe with a liquid paper chaser and then throwing up on a small puppy in a pet store earlier in the evening before being escorted out of the building by some fascist security pigs who were going to phone my mum.

Anyway long story short, I pray to get that Family First get nothing, not a single seat not a single posting. Fuck those fuckers.

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Edit: I didn't read all the way down.... YOU LIVE IN K-RUDD'S ELECTORATE?! Maybe I pee'd on him?

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Edit: I didn't read all the way down.... YOU LIVE IN K-RUDD'S ELECTORATE?! Maybe I pee'd on him?

Yeah, Labor fartlandheartland. No matter who I vote for, my vote means sod all to the layout of the house of reps. Not even the attempted selfdestruction by labor in the past month is going to change that.

I'd suggest we have an election night thread, except that, 1) you'll probably be out getting plastered, and 2) it'd consist of three posts: the first saying that counting has started, the second saying that one party is winning and the third saying that the other party conceded defeat; all before 9pm AEST.


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Successfully avoided :killyourself:

I am saddened at all the soliciting the parties are doing at the ACL. Remember, actual prostitution is way classier than buying the religious vote.

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Guys, this election ROCKS!

Oh I couldn't agree with you more now.

That was some hot, though bizzarro, democratic action. Greens with a seat in the House of Reps, an indie coming from nowhere in Tasmania, Warren Truss being voted out in favour of a national and the sex party did reasonably well. Both the major parties sucked, so noone won. I love a hung parliamenthurhur.


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The mad monk got FAR too many votes. Fucker.

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I really enjoyed watching the election last night, mostly because I was playing C&C Generals at a LAN while watching ABC24 on my mates big screen.
Goddamn its going to be a long few months until they Double Dissolution this mess away.

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actor_au wrote:
I really enjoyed watching the election last night, mostly because I was playing C&C Generals at a LAN while watching ABC24 on my mates big screen.

Did you recreate your n00b ion cannon screenshot as well? I just tried looking for a copy of it and couldn't find it. :-(

Good news! Bob Katter is on the job!
Also, more people should've voted for this.


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All of you arguing over politics... Look at what *I* (and maybe shoonra, if she considers herself to be living in this plane of existence) have to deal with. Israel have the most inept government in history, which I can't name a single thing they did (because they didn't do anything), and the opposition is even worse.
Meanwhile, the whole state is oozing down the sewer.

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All of you arguing over politics... Look at what *I* (and maybe shoonra, if she considers herself to be living in this plane of existence) have to deal with. Israel have the most inept government in history, which I can't name a single thing they did (because they didn't do anything), and the opposition is even worse.
Meanwhile, the whole state is oozing down the sewer.

there seems to be a lack of vision on the part of your leaders.

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For you Vass. And I did this by laying out the explosive barrels that the GLA have, not using the particle cannon.

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For you Vass. And I did this by laying out the explosive barrels that the GLA have, not using the particle cannon.

Awesome, even though it isn't from the particle gun. I bet you could do that with particle guns though. It'd need at least four guns tho.


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Gazing Rabbit wrote:
All of you arguing over politics... Look at what *I* (and maybe shoonra, if she considers herself to be living in this plane of existence) have to deal with. Israel have the most inept government in history, which I can't name a single thing they did (because they didn't do anything), and the opposition is even worse.
Meanwhile, the whole state is oozing down the sewer.

there seems to be a lack of vision on the part of your leaders.

They have vision alright. Too much maybe. There is a single objective for everything they do: retain their job after the next election.
They are just scared shitless of doing anything.

Damn I fail at English today.

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Gazing Rabbit wrote:
Clay_Allison wrote:
Gazing Rabbit wrote:
All of you arguing over politics... Look at what *I* (and maybe shoonra, if she considers herself to be living in this plane of existence) have to deal with. Israel have the most inept government in history, which I can't name a single thing they did (because they didn't do anything), and the opposition is even worse.
Meanwhile, the whole state is oozing down the sewer.

there seems to be a lack of vision on the part of your leaders.

They have vision alright. Too much maybe. There is a single objective for everything they do: retain their job after the next election.
They are just scared shitless of doing anything.

Damn I fail at English today.

I fail at Hebrew every day if that makes you feel better.

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*dies*

I know what to do with a dead body!

Wait, no I don't. I know what to do with a incomplete nuclear submarine found in the Sahara.

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You're supposed to cut it up and feed it to the pigs. The body that is. And that craptastic movie too, I suppose.

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I thought this was where necrophilia came in...


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actor_au wrote:
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*dies*

I know what to do with a dead body!

Wait, no I don't. I know what to do with a incomplete nuclear submarine found in the Sahara.

Actor.


What if you found it, and there was a dead body in it?

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Ryven wrote:
*dies*

I know what to do with a dead body!

Wait, no I don't. I know what to do with a incomplete nuclear submarine found in the Sahara.

Actor.


What if you found it, and there was a dead body in it?


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actor_au wrote:
MiaoMing wrote:
actor_au wrote:
Ryven wrote:
*dies*

I know what to do with a dead body!

Wait, no I don't. I know what to do with a incomplete nuclear submarine found in the Sahara.

Actor.


What if you found it, and there was a dead body in it?


Post Reported for being mean in a hypothetical.

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Post Reported for being a meanyhead in the forum. :tears:

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