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 Post subject: Hi there don't mind me
PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:22 pm 
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Just posting some chibi porn.

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We accept your offer of pr0nz and welcome you back into the manifold.
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whats the point of "translating" them without actually translating them? :-?
i wanted to post some weird japanese sex guides i had but they all died with my old computer :x


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 Post subject: Not minded a bit.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:26 am 
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Anyone had luck with row 2 column 3? The few times I've tried it felt like my penis was going to break off. Especially that one time we got in that position accidentally. Ouch. Still not convinced any human male has a) a penis that can bend that direction comfortably or b) the ability to do anything constructive (i.e. thrust) in that position.


Also....daaaaaaawww, chibi-sex.


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Abunai! wrote:
Anyone had luck with row 2 column 3?

No. Thats one of those annoying ones that needs a second person in them and my ego and penis are too big to allow another person near them.

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Hahaha. I haven't come by in ages, and this is what I find waiting for me? Perfect.

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Aww! They're so cute!

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Other achievements you can unlock. Probably already been posted but I haven't been here in awhile.

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I have much work to do then.
I think I can organise one of those girlfriend things that should knock off a few of them. Finding Furry Sex in the Missionary position is tricky but the Ice Water one shouldn't be too hard.

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22... Is that good, bad or just ugly?

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22... Is that good, bad or just ugly?


Don't worry, you're young, you've time to be as awesome as me.

I'm at 52, one for every week of the year!

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Abunai! wrote:
Anyone had luck with row 2 column 3? The few times I've tried it felt like my penis was going to break off. Especially that one time we got in that position accidentally. Ouch. Still not convinced any human male has a) a penis that can bend that direction comfortably or b) the ability to do anything constructive (i.e. thrust) in that position.


One guy I've been with actually had a penis that curved around so his erection pointed straight down at the floor when he stood vertically. A bit bizarre, but that position worked pretty well for that. Granted, I was doing most of the thrusting...

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MiaoMing wrote:
Abunai! wrote:
Anyone had luck with row 2 column 3? The few times I've tried it felt like my penis was going to break off. Especially that one time we got in that position accidentally. Ouch. Still not convinced any human male has a) a penis that can bend that direction comfortably or b) the ability to do anything constructive (i.e. thrust) in that position.


One guy I've been with actually had a penis that curved around so his erection pointed straight down at the floor when he stood vertically. A bit bizarre, but that position worked pretty well for that. Granted, I was doing most of the thrusting...

More sexy information about a girl I used to have a crush on than I was expecting.

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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
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I imagine that would make fapping more difficult. However, it would make one of my pet peeves so much easier: trying to sit on the john with an erection or half an erection. Goddamn, that is so awkward.


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Abunai! wrote:
I imagine that would make fapping more difficult. However, it would make one of my pet peeves so much easier: trying to sit on the john with an erection or half an erection. Goddamn, that is so awkward.

Use a funnel and tube.


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Abunai! wrote:
I imagine that would make fapping more difficult. However, it would make one of my pet peeves so much easier: trying to sit on the john with an erection or half an erection. Goddamn, that is so awkward.

Use a funnel and tube.


I initially parsed this as the answer to the first sentence of Abby's post, and was very confused.

@Clay: *blush*

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 Post subject: Re: Hi there don't mind me
PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:46 am 
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@Ming I have a friend who says he faps into the toilet. While I understand the need for lack of mess, it would kill the mood so quickly for me that I just don't get it.

@Vass: Do you carry the funnel/tube with you, or do you just scrounge everytime you have the problem? Also, if the problem is sitting on the john while urinating, how do you use the funnel and tube? Do you sit, pee upwards or forwards into a funnel, while a tube snakes from the funnel between your legs into the john?


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