ZOMBIE FORUMS

Relax guy! I'm:

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You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're <I>SO</I> scared!
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Satan is my bitch,
The Sinister Chris

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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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W00t! Got it in one...

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Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
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Well... damn... I got the pathetic evil one.

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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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Wheee. Give me special interest money.

P-M

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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
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ummm...Well! I dont know if I should feel honored or disgusted. Oh well! Bully for me, i guess!

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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
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Well that's just... odd.

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This is good cos I don't like most americans

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Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
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That's me! Oh, I'm late for my latest Purging of the People and my Military.

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COLOR="#FFFFFF"> As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military
coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of
the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is
none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance
of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have
them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think
that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News
flash for you: You're not! <P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take
the <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">"What Dictator am
I?"</A> test at <A
HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com">PoisonedMinds.com</A></FONT>
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Why didn't they have "Evil little goatee" under facial hair?

Oh wait, nevermind. None of the dictators so far were cool enough to sport a badass little goatee.

I feel sorry for you PM, you're stuck with the most pathetic of the bunch. (I kinda figured they'd throw in G'Dubya. At least you look like a monkey, which is kinda cool.)

Are Fidel and Saddam enemies?,
The Sinister Chris

Well, the second time I took it, I got Adolf Hitler. That probably means something, but I'm too lazy and tired to care.

<s>Now, I'd LIKE to be Stalin or Castro, but you can't have everything I suppose.</s>

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Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
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...just because I can.


P-M

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Pyromancer on 2002-04-09 22:19 ]</font>

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Pyromancer on 2002-04-09 22:20 ]</font>

Thats not the attitude of a dictator!

"Now, I'd LIKE to be Stalin or Castro, but you can't have everything I suppose."

Either answer questions the way one of them would or liberate the pic and description from someone else!

Can't really do it now because you already admitted defeat tho.

Who's my little cream puff,
The Sinister Chris

There.

Admitting defeat may not be the modus operandi of a dictator, but overreacting when it's far too late to prove anything certainly is.

P-M

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Pyromancer on 2002-04-09 22:23 ]</font>

Woohoo!

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: themadthinker on 2002-04-11 17:54 ]</font>

Umm...

N00b?

You do realize that you are basically taking my avatar.

Someone else did that once. Once.

Might wanna find a new one,
The Sinister Chris

Move over Hitler! Get out of the way, Stalin! Bow down, Castro! Kiss my commie ass, Bush! I'm
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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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Worship me. Millions of Chinese did. And we outnumber you.

oops, i'm not initiated on this board yet. Have mercy! I'm still sore from the last one!
*runs and hides*

Only once!

Note: It was not me it was that idiot Treespeaker!

Dude Antenor you're too cool of a guy to take my avatar. You got respect.

And you're smarter than that,
The Sinister Chris

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This test reminds me of Tropico caharchter selection