ZOMBIE FORUMS

MC Hammer originally took his name from his favorite dutch graphic artist MC Escher.

Korn's "Thoughtles Scheaming" was inspired by "Just you wait!" from My Fair Lady.

Every American war since Vietnam has really been fought against the Smurfs.*

The lungs of young otters are a delicacy in eastern Canada.

The character of Elmo in Sesame Street is based on popular actor Tom Hanks.

Shetland ponies are the most flammable of all animals.

Ducks are incapable of any emotion other than hate.

The Galapagos Tortoise didn't exist before a 1932 act of congress.

The role of the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz was originally slated to be played by Buddy Ebson, who lost the role after beating eight children to death in a drunken rampage.

In an emergency ordinary household baking soda can be substituted for human blood.

Sally Jesse Raphael is in fact Phil Donaghue in drag.

Mariah Carey is actually a mass hallucination.

Squirrels bark.

Muad'Dib enjoys having conversations with himself.

Immediately after killing an aminal, Teddy Roosevelt would eat its heart. He believed this insured his good health.

The Declaration of Independence was written during a single night on the back of a napkin at a local bar. A cup ring can be faintly seen in the lower right-hand corner.

The US state quarters are actually only worth 23 cents.

It took Henry Ford 15 minutes to design the internal combustion engine... the next 15 years were spent figuring out what it did.

Crayola was founded on drug money.

Every year, the oceans rise a slight bit due to global warming. Global warming is also responsible for Michael Jackson's face receding.

-BiShouNenKaMi
Uh huh. *nods* It's true.

Most Mac users are heterosexual.

Britney Spears has an IQ of 170.

Alex Trebek is actually a nice guy once you get to know him.

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones. ( I have a plastic flamingo!)

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones. (I use a white one....)

The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia.

In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word. (Yet thay had more words for the female genitalia then anybody else...)

Weevils are rodents.

Super glue can fix broken or shattered testicles.

Duck sause is the semen of the gods.

Breasts are actually large tumors.

Pubic hair is curly so it doesn't poke you in the eye.

"Mr. Roboto" synchronizes perfectly with any <i>Godzilla</i> movie.

Love is directly proportional to back-shaving.

Sesquipedalophobia is the fear of long words.

Only the above fact is false.

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Here's hoping Kevin updates his site someday... I'm looking forward to it.

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I am in fact a small off-duty chechoslovacean police woman.

B33r is a good substitute for bread.

B33r make me smile.

But not as much as w33d.

W33d grow near here soon.

Did you know that spontaneous combustion is the same thing as spontaneous evolution

did you know that the only venemous mammel is the platipus. even so, the males, and only during mateing season.

Despite dying at least once a day, Excel Saga hentai involving Hyatt does not count as necrophilia, as her body never actually gets cold.

Gary Gygax prefers Nethack over AD&D, for no reason other than the fact that corpses, no matter how big, can be used as weapons.

The reason Andy Bogard keeps running away from Mai is due to a traumatic childhood event: He was hit upside the head with a basketball and went into a coma for three days. Ever since then he's had a fear of large bouncing round things.

The next sentence is true.

The last sentence was a lie.

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut

The real name of Natalie Portman is Natalie Hershlag. Very Hershlag-able, alright. Roowwrrr.

Hershey, Pennsylvania, home of Hershey's chocolate, is for sale. Current bidders will decide whether residents now live in Nestle's or Ex-Lax.

-BiShouNenKaMi
I coulda swore we were joking with these, and not trying to be serious... just bullshitting, getting close to truth, but being more funny... Now THAT is a little known fact!

In Queensland you don't have to have L plates when you are learning beacause a government minister lost his liscense and didn't like them.

You can buy Beer at age 18.

John Lennons widow is more dignified than Kurt Cobains.

New Guinea would be a part of Australia if it have federated before 1875.

Dame Edna is still pretty popular in Australia.

I did an exam despite the fact that I had already failed the subject, I gave them a definition of Bukkake, Scientology and a small Evangelion plot synopsis instead of the 5 page essay.

I haven't had a beer in three months.

The Marines are rooted in NS right now because commanders have no idea how the map works.

Actor.

The true name for a fear of long words is "Hippopotomonstrosesequipedaliaphobia".

It's quite possible to build a nuclear bomb from the remains of 500 smoke detectors and tinfoil.

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