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 Post subject: BAAAAAN... DAIIIII!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:42 pm 
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The following is a paid survey sponsored by Bandai. That is, Bandai acknowledges the survey while *you* will be the ones paying for it. MUA HA HA HA!
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Personal Information
Note: Information here will be collected only for aggregate purposes, such as finding out where all these otaku come from, and what the Earthlings' weaknesses are, in order to stage a more efficient invasion strategy.

Exceptional Circumstances
If you have the ability to shapeshift or otherwise morph yourself into more than one being, please fill in the survey as related to the form you have chosen most often in the last six months, and check here __

If you have multiple personalities, which manifest either voluntarily or involuntarily, please fill in the survey as related to the personality you have exhibited most often in the last six months, and check here __
If this personality is currently unavailable to you, or you are unaware of its presense, fill in the survey as related to the personality you are currently exhibiting, and check here __

If you are a spiritual being with no innate physical presence, fill in the survey as related to the mortal incarnation you have manifested yourself most often as in the past six months, and check here __

Age
__ I am from the future
__ 0 - 8 years
__ 9 - 12 years
__ 13 - 17 years
__ 18 - 21 years
__ 22 - 40 years
__ 41 - 75 years
__ 75 - 200 years
__ I am from an ancient race of immortal beings
__ Other (please specify) ________________

Gender
__ Male
__ Female
__ Both
__ I am from an alien race which has no concept of gender
__ Other (please specify) _____________

Species
__ Terran/Human
__ Elven
__ Alien
__ Demon
__ God-like/supernatural being
__ Feline
__ Half-human, half-demon
__ Half-catgirl, half-human
__ Bishounen
__ Clumsy joshikousei
__ Other (please specify) _______________

Occupation
__ Student
__ Unemployed, since the war is now over
__ Anime cast member
__ Samurai
__ Alien invader
__ OSAMU member
__ I am Benoit
__ Salaryman
__ Cute chibi character from anime series ___________
__ Other (please specify) __________________

Interests
I enjoy (check all that apply):
__ Killing people
__ Watching anime
__ Doing homework
__ Filling out surveys
__ Watching anime
__ Endurance training in the mountains
__ Sewing
__ Attempting to release my latent mystical powers
__ Watching anime
__ Other (please specify) _________________

My favourite distributor of anime is (check one)
__ Bandai
__ Bandai
__ Bandai

Why? _______________________________________________________
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The Gundam character/persona/mecha I idolize most is ___________
Why do you idolize him/her/it, and what characterists of him/her/it appeals to you most?
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Buying Habits
I have rented __ VHS tapes/DVDs in the past month.
How many of these have been from Bandai? __

I have bought __ VHS tapes/DVDs in the past month.
How many of these have been from Bandai? __

I have skewered __ VHS tapes/DVSs on the point of my sword in the past month.
How many of these have been from Bandai? __


Miscellaneous
Why did you even bother filling out this stupid survey? ________
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Do you have any additional comments that may help us improve
future releases? If so, indicate them here: _______

Please indicate the location of your home, apartment building,
or other residence where you are most likely to be in between
the hours of 12pm and 7am:
Latitude _________
Longitude ________
Elevation ________

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this survey!
As you know, this information will be strictly confidential, and lent only
to alien invaders, if they ask nicely.

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