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Author: | Dominic [ Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | BAAAAAN... DAIIIII! |
The following is a paid survey sponsored by Bandai. That is, Bandai acknowledges the survey while *you* will be the ones paying for it. MUA HA HA HA! - Personal Information Note: Information here will be collected only for aggregate purposes, such as finding out where all these otaku come from, and what the Earthlings' weaknesses are, in order to stage a more efficient invasion strategy. Exceptional Circumstances If you have the ability to shapeshift or otherwise morph yourself into more than one being, please fill in the survey as related to the form you have chosen most often in the last six months, and check here __ If you have multiple personalities, which manifest either voluntarily or involuntarily, please fill in the survey as related to the personality you have exhibited most often in the last six months, and check here __ If this personality is currently unavailable to you, or you are unaware of its presense, fill in the survey as related to the personality you are currently exhibiting, and check here __ If you are a spiritual being with no innate physical presence, fill in the survey as related to the mortal incarnation you have manifested yourself most often as in the past six months, and check here __ Age __ I am from the future __ 0 - 8 years __ 9 - 12 years __ 13 - 17 years __ 18 - 21 years __ 22 - 40 years __ 41 - 75 years __ 75 - 200 years __ I am from an ancient race of immortal beings __ Other (please specify) ________________ Gender __ Male __ Female __ Both __ I am from an alien race which has no concept of gender __ Other (please specify) _____________ Species __ Terran/Human __ Elven __ Alien __ Demon __ God-like/supernatural being __ Feline __ Half-human, half-demon __ Half-catgirl, half-human __ Bishounen __ Clumsy joshikousei __ Other (please specify) _______________ Occupation __ Student __ Unemployed, since the war is now over __ Anime cast member __ Samurai __ Alien invader __ OSAMU member __ I am Benoit __ Salaryman __ Cute chibi character from anime series ___________ __ Other (please specify) __________________ Interests I enjoy (check all that apply): __ Killing people __ Watching anime __ Doing homework __ Filling out surveys __ Watching anime __ Endurance training in the mountains __ Sewing __ Attempting to release my latent mystical powers __ Watching anime __ Other (please specify) _________________ My favourite distributor of anime is (check one) __ Bandai __ Bandai __ Bandai Why? _______________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ The Gundam character/persona/mecha I idolize most is ___________ Why do you idolize him/her/it, and what characterists of him/her/it appeals to you most? ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Buying Habits I have rented __ VHS tapes/DVDs in the past month. How many of these have been from Bandai? __ I have bought __ VHS tapes/DVDs in the past month. How many of these have been from Bandai? __ I have skewered __ VHS tapes/DVSs on the point of my sword in the past month. How many of these have been from Bandai? __ Miscellaneous Why did you even bother filling out this stupid survey? ________ ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ Do you have any additional comments that may help us improve future releases? If so, indicate them here: _______ Please indicate the location of your home, apartment building, or other residence where you are most likely to be in between the hours of 12pm and 7am: Latitude _________ Longitude ________ Elevation ________ Thank you for taking the time to fill out this survey! As you know, this information will be strictly confidential, and lent only to alien invaders, if they ask nicely. |
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