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 Post subject: don't get too excited (IRC)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 4:12 pm 
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it get's good towards the end, honest...

*** Indigo is now known as Dr_Mario
* Dr_Mario throws super vits at kest
*** Matrim (~Kenko@dsl-210-15-197-214.TAS.netspace.net.au) has joined channel #en
* Kestenvarn is supah-powered!!!111
<Kestenvarn> Kenko!
* Matrim blinks.
<Kestenvarn> HOw are ya, sweetie?
<Matrim> ...
*** Matrim is now known as Ezelek
* Dr_Mario throws super vits around
<Ezelek> I'll slap you.
*** Mode change "+o Ezelek" for channel #en by ChanServ
<Kestenvarn> No stabbing today? *Gets bright eyes*
* Ezelek stabs out Kest's eyes.
<Kestenvarn> Well, I', fairly stabbed.
<Ezelek> -_-;;
<Kestenvarn> I'm
<Kestenvarn> Do you feel stabbed today?
<UrbanWildCat> Bah, I gotta go. I have a test.
<Dr_Mario> bye
<Kestenvarn> So long! Have a stabbing good time!
* UrbanWildCat waves.
*** Signoff: UrbanWildCat (Quit: Apprenticeship, here I come!)
*** Signoff: Ezelek (Quit: I'm off to hobart.)
<Kestenvarn> Bwahahaha!
* Dr_Mario fashions a super vit into a sharp objest and throws it at kest
* Kestenvarn snarfs the vitamin.
* Dr_Mario blinks
<Dr_Mario> brb
* Kestenvarn is on a roll!
* Dr_Mario pulls out gargantua-vitamin
<Dr_Mario> this one doesn't go down your mouth
* Dr_Mario cackles* Dr_Mario fashions a super vit into a sharp objest and throws it at kest
* Kestenvarn snarfs the vitamin.
* Dr_Mario blinks
<Dr_Mario> brb
* Kestenvarn is on a roll!
* Dr_Mario pulls out gargantua-vitamin
<Dr_Mario> this one doesn't go down your mouth
* Dr_Mario cackles
<Kestenvarn> I hear what your saying, and although the words are there, I think that I will only truly understand when I hear you scream those words. And you will scream.
*** Dr_Mario is now known as EvilDr_Mario
<Uncle_Pervy> how about I make YOU scream
<Kestenvarn> Biohazard!
<EvilDr_Mario> i'll get the lube....
* Uncle_Pervy starts attacking the Evil Doctor with his tentacles
<EvilDr_Mario> ?
<EvilDr_Mario> not mee foo
*** Kestenvarn is now known as EvilDr-Mario
* EvilDr_Mario throws a super vit down pervy's gullet
<EvilDr-Mario> Which one?
<EvilDr-Mario> Yes, which one?
<EvilDr_Mario> indded
<EvilDr_Mario> him!
<EvilDr-Mario> She chose down! She chose down? Nyaa!!!
* Uncle_Pervy spits the super vit into his hand after it worke in his gut for a bit
<Uncle_Pervy> Ok..this pill has the ability to make whomever takes it to explode in juices like that dragon did earlier.
<Uncle_Pervy> Now...which one of you should get it?
<EvilDr-Mario> You are drunk! And when you are drunk you forgot that I am the leader!
<EvilDr_Mario> definatly him
<Uncle_Pervy> OF COURSE i'M FUCKING DRUNK!
<Uncle_Pervy> That's how I can even fucking exist.
<EvilDr_Mario> i think he's singing....
<Uncle_Pervy> hyphen or underscore...
<Uncle_Pervy> hyphen or underscore
<EvilDr_Mario> hyphen
<Uncle_Pervy> Ok...decision made
<EvilDr-Mario> OooOoh... you are so beautiful... *meows* your eyes... your whiskers... I HAVE to KISS you!!!
* Uncle_Pervy moves quickly toward the two Marios.
<EvilDr_Mario> uh-oh
*** EvilDr-Mario is now known as EvilDr__MARIO
* EvilDr_Mario evades
* Uncle_Pervy stops.
<Uncle_Pervy> Bastard
* EvilDr__MARIO evades.
<Uncle_Pervy> Ok...Capital letters!
*** EvilDr_Mario is now known as Tree
* Tree whistles innocently
*** EvilDr__MARIO is now known as bush
* bush notes that Tree is capitalized.
* Uncle_Pervy slams into Tree and knocks him over
<Tree> .__.
* Uncle_Pervy then take pill and shoves into Bush
* Tree would laugh, but is having trouble getting up
<Uncle_Pervy> Oh wait...better yet
<bush> Bush? She isn't here right now.
* Uncle_Pervy pulls out a wood shredder and puts both Tree and Bush through it
<Uncle_Pervy> How do you like that! Assholes!
* Tree shrieks!
<Uncle_Pervy> Don't fuck with a drunk Tentacle Monster
<bush> Aah! *Summons Jordan*
<bush> I'll avenge you, Bush!
* Uncle_Pervy spies Jordan and grabs her.
*** Tree is now known as chipping
<bush> Heh.
<Uncle_Pervy> Eww...American
* Uncle_Pervy puts her back down
<Uncle_Pervy> So...I'd say that I win.
* chipping tries to shake his fist, but notes he has none....
*** bush is now known as Serori-the-Saiyajin
<Uncle_Pervy> Ok...Serori is it?
<Uncle_Pervy> Try this.
<Serori-the-Saiyajin> Time for another round of... GUESS THE VEGETABLE!!!
* Uncle_Pervy pulls out a bottle of Cougar Bourbon and downs it. The blue hue of his skin changes to Blood red as the eyes change to blue and the hair gets more wild.
* Serori-the-Saiyajin totally flips out.
<Serori-the-Saiyajin> Like food coloring, eh?
<Uncle_Pervy> Baka!
<Uncle_Pervy> Now I can use energy against you
*** Serori-the-Saiyajin is now known as i-am-a-leaf
* i-am-a-leaf flutters in the wind.
* Uncle_Pervy grabs hold of the leaf in the wind
* Uncle_Pervy eats the leaf
* i-am-a-leaf flutters from his grasp.
<Uncle_Pervy> Bastard.
* i-am-a-leaf flutters away.
* Uncle_Pervy shoots tentacoo spunk onto the leaf, to make it fall splat on the ground. He promptly picks it up and easts
<Uncle_Pervy> *eats
*** i-am-a-leaf is now known as Elephant
<Elephant> ...
* Uncle_Pervy 's stomach bloats from the creation of the Elephant inside
<Elephant> ...
<Uncle_Pervy> Oh..you wanna be rough, huh?
* Elephant gores Pervy with his tusks.
* Uncle_Pervy sees the tusks through the gut
* Uncle_Pervy grabs them with the tentacles and breaks them off the elephant
* Elephant watches his horns get sold for ca$h.
* Uncle_Pervy then starts to reguritate the elephant out until finally it's been passed
<Elephant> Which end?
<Elephant> Hopefully the tighter one.
<Uncle_Pervy> Take your pick
* Uncle_Pervy then calls in his harem of girls for tentacoo wape session.
* Elephant fucks them with his trunk.
<Uncle_Pervy> Once done, his wounds are healed from their energy he drained from them
* Uncle_Pervy grab's elephant's trunk and slams him against the wall
<Uncle_Pervy> You NO FUCK MY GIRLS!
*** Elephant is now known as Bouncy-Ball
* Bouncy-Ball rockets into Pervy's forehead.
<Uncle_Pervy> OK Take this!
* Uncle_Pervy uses his dick-tail to brace his head as the ball flies into it. A dent shows on the forehead but the ball is shot back into the wall and bounces into Cyb
* Bouncy-Ball is random careening off walls and ceilings, not to mention floors.
<Uncle_Pervy> Damn that can hurt
<Uncle_Pervy> Thank Cthulthu that I don't use that brain.
* Bouncy-Ball smites Cyb FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
* Uncle_Pervy pulls out a pin and pops the Bouncy-ball
*** chipping is now known as Damaramu
* Bouncy-Ball continues his haphazard bouncing.
* Damaramu shoots pervy with the fingeer pistol of DOOOM!!!#
* Uncle_Pervy gets hit by the Finger Pistol of DOOMM
<Damaramu> it's french mountain water to HA HA HAAAA!!!!!
* Uncle_Pervy just looks down at the small speck on his chest and back at Damaramu
*** Bouncy-Ball is now known as BFG
<Uncle_Pervy> is that all?
<BFG> Use me!!
<BFG> I'm open!
* Damaramu picks up BFG
<Uncle_Pervy> Oh Shit!
<Damaramu> charge up damn you!
* Uncle_Pervy runs like hell
* BFG fires off his galactic buster!!!1
* Uncle_Pervy does zigging and zagging
<Damaramu> wheeee!!!! destruction!!!
* Uncle_Pervy gets glanced
<Uncle_Pervy> Shit...should'a zigged when I zagged
* Damaramu sets BFG on homing
* Uncle_Pervy swings around and charges Damaramu
* BFG watches his planetoid-sized blast miss.
* Uncle_Pervy gathers his energy for his energy attack
<Damaramu> ...eep
<BFG> ~/// LOCK ON \\\~
<Uncle_Pervy> MONEY SHOT!
<Damaramu> FIRE!!!!!
* Uncle_Pervy fires his gooey spunk shot at damaramu
* BFG fires off his universal repeater nova bomb!
* Damaramu fires off in his pants
<BFG> *All the suns explodes simultaneously*
<Uncle_Pervy> *but the Money Shot holds it own
<Damaramu> #_#
<Uncle_Pervy> *Finally, both dissipate*
* BFG wins!
<Damaramu> X_X
<Uncle_Pervy> I'd say this is a draw.
<BFG> The gun wins!
<Uncle_Pervy> But the owner doesn't?
<Uncle_Pervy> That sucks
<Uncle_Pervy> Oh well...how would you like something to drink BFG?
*** Damaramu is now known as Spunky_spacevapour
* Spunky_spacevapour i'll get you.......!
*** BFG is now known as BigFesteringGuanoPile
* Uncle_Pervy turns and inhales the Spunky Space Vapor...adding his energy to his own
<Uncle_Pervy> Ewww...get away Bat Shit!
<Spunky_spacevapour> .___.
<BigFesteringGuanoPile> I'm crazy!!
<BigFesteringGuanoPile> Look out!
<Uncle_Pervy> Yes you are..now just go away
* Uncle_Pervy turns
* Uncle_Pervy gets hit by a magical missle out of some hammerspiace
*** Spunky_spacevapour is now known as Money_Shot
*** BigFesteringGuanoPile is now known as Winsconsin-Tourist
<Winsconsin-Tourist> The cheese! It's good!
* Uncle_Pervy falls to the ground...and releases a Money Shot towards the Wisconsin Tourist
* Winsconsin-Tourist becomes a bum.
* Money_Shot splats winscounsin_tourist
*** Winsconsin-Tourist is now known as Alex-Trebek
<Uncle_Pervy> Ok..enough or me.
* Uncle_Pervy pulls out a bottle of Glenlivet Scotch and downs it
* Money_Shot spooges off


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