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| Author: | Clay_Allison [ Mon Mar 17, 2003 3:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | New Song Lyrics Thread(couldn't find the old one) |
"The Devil Went to Jamaica" The Devil went to Jamaica. He was looking to sell some weed. He was doing fine; they were standing in line. It was excellent weed indeed. When he came upon this young man who was likewise peddling pot and the Devil slid down the beach to the kid and said "Boy let me tell you what... I guess you kinda figured I'm a reeferhead of course, and after all this time, I guess that I'm a connoisseur of sorts. Now your stuff smells ok, but this could tranquilize a horse. I'll bet a million in cash against your stash cuz I think mine's better than yours." The boy said "My name's Johnny and you ain't smoked nothing yet. One hit of this grass will kick your ass! You got yourself a bet." Johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure it's the bomb cuz the Devil's got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam... You'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope, but if you can't, the Devil gets your dope! The Devil packed a bong with a little Acapulco Gold and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl. He filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit. And as they passed it back and forth, it gave em both a coughing fit. (cough, cough, cough...) When the bowl was finished Johnny said "Hey man that stuff was great! But fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate!" Cannabis saliva, sweet Mary Jane. The Devil's in the back yard, frying his brain. Zig zag filled with the diggity dank Hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank.. The Devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned, and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned. Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz... I done told you once, you son of a bitch, mine's the best there ever was!" And they fired up doobie one by one They're not gonna stop till the bag is done Green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue... Granny do you get high? "Yes I do." |
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