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Urban Wild Cat
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<center>THE NATIVES PRACTICE CANNIBALISM</center>

Hey, screw you man, some of us don't need to practise...

So who've you got in the pot?


Vegetarians.

They're Grain-fed.

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<center>THE NATIVES PRACTICE VAUDEVILLE</center>

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<center>I R TEH CRAP AT BLOWJOBS
I REALLY SUCK</center>
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Rusty
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<center>I R TEH CRAP AT BLOWJOBS
I REALLY SUCK</center>


You must've had an off moment when you wrote that.

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Rusty wrote:
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<center>I R TEH CRAP AT BLOWJOBS
I REALLY SUCK</center>


You must've had an off moment when you wrote that.

Nah, he really is rubbish.
If you want decent head you have to go for someone from Chile, Mexico or the US South.
The Hot spicy food of South America has deadened the taste buds of its locals thus giving them actual incentive to suck harder seeking flavour.
And the South has so many people trying to keep their virginity before marriage that they have to perfect their BJ technique if they don't want to get raped at the next family reunion.

This is why there is no decent Yaoi from the South of America.

Actor.

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God. Stop sullying the introductions thread with you stupidity.

That is not what this thread is for.

Jeez.

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God. Stop sullying the introductions thread with you stupidity.

That is not what this thread is for.

Jeez.

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onion
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Look at you there. Proving some kind of point.

Just let it go. Let it go.

It's the only way to be truly happy.

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Vass
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Yeah, this thread is for n00bs to sully with their stupidity.
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Precisely.

That's why it should be burned.

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Gazing Rabbit
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Urban Wild Cat wrote:
Vass wrote:
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Vass wrote:
<center>THE NATIVES PRACTICE CANNIBALISM</center>

Hey, screw you man, some of us don't need to practise...

So who've you got in the pot?


Vegetarians.

They're Grain-fed.

*Drools*

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Howdy GR, been a little while.

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Gazing Rabbit
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Howdy GR, been a little while.

Yeah, my job is a little time consuming... I'll be glad when they'll let me go (15 months to go).

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I'm a picese, and like long walks on the beach.

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LYES!

You goineded on the sam dai ass mi!

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caekwon
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hi guys i'm a new parseltongue (not the same 1 as b4)
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... Who the hell was Parseltongue?

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caekwon
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... Who the hell was Parseltongue?


hi rusty havent seen u for a while never not at all
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Gazing Rabbit
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... Who the hell was Parseltongue?


hi rusty havent seen u for a while never not at all

So, friend-I-have-never-seen-before, what brings you to these forums?

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