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That looks like Bush and Jordan Porn...

Where'd you get it?

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Hn...I think it's supposed to be Tatu.

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Deroth wrote:
ok, i posted here

Good plan.

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OmnipotentEntity wrote:
That looks like Bush and Jordan Porn...

Where'd you get it?


The "Just a few homey touches thread" in the ES forum. Yes, it is Jordan/Bush pr0n. Half of the pics there are down, but the original Poe, as well as a few colors. Including mine. Yay, I'm so happy, I could critique all over the place.


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n00b forum eh? well, guess i kinda missed it til i posted my first couple posts already. but oh well. oh yes, i also made a special avatar for the theme week too, just to fit in with the place. *s*

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Hello everyone, my virgin mind is ready to be violated......

As some of you may have guessed, I play 40k as Eldar, yadda yadda.

I'm probly just gonna lurk around here for a while, then complain bitterly when noboday pays any attention to me.

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*pointedly ignores Eldrahan just to piss him off*

Oh and thanks Abunai.

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When my vengence comes, it will be swift and sweeeeeeet....

*Ignores Omni back*

HA! TAKE THAT, BITCH!!

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Duly received.

I thank you. It was what I've always wanted.

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Curse you and your manipulative ways. My vengence will be..... wait a minute. I think i sense a pattern here.

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 Post subject: There's more, but I'm lazy.
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<marquee>YES, THIS IS A WARNING. Some of these things are genuinely disturbing, though others are just so cute.</marquee>

Violate your virgin mind, eh. El, for some oldschool links to frightening stuff, look at http://www.goatse.cx or http://www.tubgirl.com. If you want something new and relatively original/disturbing, have some violation, then.

Or for some disturbing-but-in-a-funny-way (and some just plain old funny) ones, take some old forum classics such as these:
Brings new uses to that colored dental floss.
Dosukoi!
Bunny! How cute.
Doesn't everyone love lesbians?
We've finally found Saddam and his stockpile of weapons!
It's rather disturbing that I found this so funny.
Just...hilarious.
Cue music...
Well, it's just nice, that's all

And there is Calvin and Hobbes porn if you chech the recent threads, too.

I wuv our forums.

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. . . .the ronald mcdonald link was simply disturbing. i'm even more driven in my crusade to exterminate the hideous race of clowns from our world. as if clowns alone weren't scary enough.

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Noooo way. I've lurked here long enough to know to never click a link here, ever. Ever ever ever. The dialogue is bad enough.


Considering the way it worked with porn, though, gimme six months and ill probly think all of that is blase. so be patient.

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Okay, if you've lurked then I'm curious: does my saying that most of those links are cool make you more likely to follow them, or less? (Most of those links, mind you. Even I didn't click some of them. But the ones he said were funny/cute pretty much are. [Pretty much....] ;-) )

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None of them are bad.

But then i'm severely desensitised.

Checkout this and this if you wish to be mentally violeted. What Abunai posted were just a bit of fun.

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Or slave mai.

Its about time for someone to repost Slave Mai links, I think, and the latest crop of ES n00bs tortured and hurt by it.

-MiB

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PTLIS wrote:
None of them are bad.

But then i'm severely desensitised.

Checkout this and this if you wish to be mentally violeted. What Abunai posted were just a bit of fun.

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. . . Abunai posted those.

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Dammit, Eldrahan, do I know you?

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Kitsune1527 wrote:
PTLIS wrote:
None of them are bad.

But then i'm severely desensitised.

Checkout this and this if you wish to be mentally violeted. What Abunai posted were just a bit of fun.

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. . . Abunai posted those.


D'oh. You're only pointing out my stupidity because i pointed out that you tasche is patchy. :roll:

Hehe. Slave mai isnt bad. Its just drawings after all. I'm reading through Consumption Junction atm. Thats some fucked up shit.

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No, H-Kat, you don't. It's a reference to your location field, in case you didn't realize. I just did it because I have deep seated issues that only being lavished with attention by complete strangers will cure. That, or ice cream.

Yevaud: Saying which links specifically were..... 'safe'.... would make click them, most likely, had you not said that. Now, I have to decide from your tone whether you're bluffing or not. Ill have to stalk you and record your voice to do that. What country are you in?

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