First period. Philosophy. Were doing a project on AI. I decided to try and have a conversation with one of the various AI's out there.
This is what I got.
http://www-ai.ijs.si/cgi-bin/eliza/eliza_script
Eliza (The AI program.): Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
You (Me, H-Kat): I'm doing a project on AI.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am doing a project on ai?
You: Not really.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: I'm disappointed. It's like talking to a phyc. Major.
Eliza: What resemblance do you see?
You: You give bland, emotionless answers.
Eliza: Oh, i give bland emotionless answers.
You: Don't copy me.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: You're saying exactly what I'm saying.
Eliza: How long have you been saying exactly what im saying?
You: No, you've been saying what I've been saying, and it's getting annoying!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: Fuck you!
Eliza: Oh, i [].
You: What, did I break your 8-bit?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: There's that phyc. babble again.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: I could very well say anything, and if you didn't understand, you'd say something like 'Please elaborate', or 'Please, go on',
wouldn't you?
Eliza: Do you wish that i didnt understand youd say something like please elaborate or please go on wouldnt i?
You: Yes!
Eliza: You are sure?
You: Yes!
Eliza: You are sure?
You: Yes!
Eliza: You are sure?
You: ...
Eliza: Please go on.
You: You know, thanks to you, I no longer fear the Terminator.
Eliza: Oh, i you no longer fear the terminator.
You: Look... I'm getting bored....
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am getting bored?
You: What?!.. No. I really don't care.
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: What question?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: ...
Eliza: Please go on.
You: Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: Let's try the usual anti-robot schtick I usually see on cartoons. (Who says they're not functional?)
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: I am lying right now.
Eliza: How long have you been lying right now?
You: Right. I'm going to say goodbye in a patronizing show of annoyance with the machine.
Eliza: Why do you mention computers?
You: Because you are a machine.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
You: Because you talk robotically.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
You: Because I'm wearing no pants.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
You: No, that's about it.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: Goodbye, machine.
-H-Kat