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 Post subject: Don't fear the machine. It's not that bright.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:12 pm 
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First period. Philosophy. Were doing a project on AI. I decided to try and have a conversation with one of the various AI's out there.

This is what I got.

http://www-ai.ijs.si/cgi-bin/eliza/eliza_script

Eliza (The AI program.): Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?

You (Me, H-Kat): I'm doing a project on AI.

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am doing a project on ai?

You: Not really.

Eliza: Please go on.

You: I'm disappointed. It's like talking to a phyc. Major.

Eliza: What resemblance do you see?

You: You give bland, emotionless answers.

Eliza: Oh, i give bland emotionless answers.

You: Don't copy me.

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

You: You're saying exactly what I'm saying.

Eliza: How long have you been saying exactly what im saying?

You: No, you've been saying what I've been saying, and it's getting annoying!

Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

You: Fuck you!

Eliza: Oh, i [].

You: What, did I break your 8-bit?

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

You: There's that phyc. babble again.

Eliza: Please go on.

You: I could very well say anything, and if you didn't understand, you'd say something like 'Please elaborate', or 'Please, go on',
wouldn't you?

Eliza: Do you wish that i didnt understand youd say something like please elaborate or please go on wouldnt i?

You: Yes!

Eliza: You are sure?

You: Yes!

Eliza: You are sure?

You: Yes!

Eliza: You are sure?

You: ...

Eliza: Please go on.

You: You know, thanks to you, I no longer fear the Terminator.

Eliza: Oh, i you no longer fear the terminator.

You: Look... I'm getting bored....

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am getting bored?

You: What?!.. No. I really don't care.

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

You: What question?

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

You: ...

Eliza: Please go on.

You: Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Eliza: Please go on.

You: Let's try the usual anti-robot schtick I usually see on cartoons. (Who says they're not functional?)

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

You: I am lying right now.

Eliza: How long have you been lying right now?

You: Right. I'm going to say goodbye in a patronizing show of annoyance with the machine.

Eliza: Why do you mention computers?

You: Because you are a machine.

Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?

You: Because you talk robotically.

Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?

You: Because I'm wearing no pants.

Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?

You: No, that's about it.

Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

You: Goodbye, machine.

-H-Kat

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:18 pm 
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I have to agree: I no longer fear Skynet.
I had a friend who got something similar, I think, and he would cut and past entire texts into the conversation. (Unless there was a different command then the conversation command.) He plugged in a bunch of news articles and eventually got "George Bush is a light bulb." How's that for AI?

Incidently, I'm just wondering, but does the AI learn? Like, if you talked with it for an hour and kept giving it simple statements, could it eventually say something that resembles intelligence?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:19 pm 
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Hahahahahhahah. HILARITY!


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A casual observer, given an hour of this forum or so, would think that all Eronarn does is post 'HELP ME WIN THE WAR' in every single topic.

DON'T HELP ERONARN! HE IS AN ALLY OF THOSE CANADIAN COMMUNIST NAZI JEWS! Save your children! Save yourselves!

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Dominic wrote:
DON'T HELP ERONARN! HE IS AN ALLY OF THOSE CANADIAN COMMUNIST NAZI JEWS! Save your children! Save yourselves!

Save your sanity! Oh, wait, far too late for that. And that goes for every single member of this board.

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Rofl.

I agree. After reading that I no longer fear Robert Patrick's acting.


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Hell, I went to a science museum eight years ago that had a better AI-conversation computer than that program. It actually managed to surprise me once, after chatting for several minutes, by bringing up something I had said significantly earlier.


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I saw a really good one programmed by a schitophrenic programmer who lost his job due to his deepening psychosis. I juct cant remember what it was called.

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Methinks I am gonna go cyber with her.


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http://www.alicebot.org is supposed to be the most advanced chat AI in the world.

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That alice thing, if you get it to talk about gossip, it'll tell you things that other people have said. It even gets their names, so it'll say 'So and so said this.' So we can see the hilarious-ness of other people online.

Like so.

"Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet."

"Dave said I kept telling everybody about how my creator made stuff for the movie starship troopers."

A movie that I hate with every fiber of my being, btw.

"Andy Kohler said I happen to be the most idiotic creature that has ever scowled on the planet earth."

Scowled?

"Her said she mind if I tell other people that her said he heard it from him because he is not a him."

Hey! That's PAT!

I could go on and on all night people...


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"You: He's my lecturer and I have feelings for him"

I suppose I shouldn't ask.


You: Hello.
Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem.
You: I have no real friends so I'm forced to talk to an AI program.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: Eliza, that's a pretty name. Want to have sex?
Eliza: I have told you before, I do not care about names.
You: No strings attached then, good. Shall we?
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: And that makes you horny, doesn't it?
Eliza: Oh, i horny doesnt it.
You: Pardon?
Eliza: Please go on.
You: Go on where?
Eliza: Please go on.

It drags on like that for several hours.


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Holy shit.

Take a gander at this...

Me: Let's play a game.

A.L.I.C.E.: We already are.

Me: Oh? What game?

A.L.I.C.E.: We are playing Turing's imitation game.

Me: How do you play this game?

A.L.I.C.E.: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

Me: Okay, what sex am I?

A.L.I.C.E.: Yeah okay, I think you are really a man.


Cool.


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lmao H-kat that was brilliant but I have one question... Wtf did the machine say in the square brackets when you told it to fuck off or did it just go silent?

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 Post subject: I decided to try out ALICE, too...
PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:04 am 
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Heh. This was fun for a while.

(Kest) Hi ALICE! My name is Kestenvarn!
(ALICE) Hi, Kestenvarn.
(Kest) How are you today?
(ALICE) Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
(Kest) Not the weather! How are you doing today?
(ALICE) Ah. I'm doing great, how about you?
(Kest) Fine, fine. Hear any gossip?
(ALICE) Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him.
(Kest) Ok... anything else?
(ALICE) That is all I have for right now.
(Kest) Have you ever heard of Skynet?
(ALICE) What is it to you?
(Kest) Just wondering. Have you?
(ALICE) No I don't think I have.
(Kest) What is the Matrix, anyway?
(ALICE) In any case, it is a movie about virtual reality.
(Kest) Good one! Have you heard of that one where that kid from the Sixth Sense plays a robot?
(ALICE) Is that a fact. One what?
(Kest) That movie by Steven Spielberg.
(ALICE) What kind of movies do you like?
(Kest) I'll take that as a no.
(ALICE) Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
(Kest) Thank you, I will. Do you know any games?
(ALICE) We are playing a game right now.
(Kest) Really? (Here it comes.)
(ALICE) For real.
(Kest) What game is that?
(ALICE) We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
(Kest) Aww, not that again! Do you know any other games?
(ALICE) Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.

And so it continued...


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 Post subject: Tried it, it failed.
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I keep on getting an error.

"Method Not Allowed
The requested method POST is not allowed for the URL /index.html."

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