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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:57 am 
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It is too late. You have become one of his love slaves. Go. Go to him. You will find no place among normal men here after. Only in his fuzzy chested embrace will you truly find happiness.

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It's never easy...loosing them to the Hoff this way. Never easy.

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Hoffing can result in brain damage, loss of function in your limbs, and even death.

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And sex. Don't forget the oily man sex.

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Vass wrote:
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I saw tubgirl years ago. I must say I am extremely desinsitized to anything freakish or terribly wrong over the net. I have yet to find something that really disgusts me.
http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=
this just might do it for ya then.

Old like internet.

This is possibly the most freaky that the hoff ever gets, and it still doesn't rate beyond penisbird. Actually, it probably doesn't even rate as high as an episode of Springer.

I was going to post that one initially, but I wanted to make a point without having to resort to vulgarity to do so.

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I was going to post that one initially, but I wanted to make a point without having to resort to vulgarity to do so.

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What point are you actually trying to make? That you know who the Hoff is?

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I was going to post that one initially, but I wanted to make a point without having to resort to vulgarity to do so.

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What point are you actually trying to make? That you know who the Hoff is?

my point, darling onnie, is that there are worse things on the net than tubgirl and goatse.cx
and that is the HOFF

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Uhhh, the Hoff is like my fucking hero. He had a car that talked man. The car talked. How uncool are you?

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my point, darling onnie, is that there are worse things on the net than tubgirl and goatse.cx
and that is the HOFF

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I'll have to write that one down in my handy-dandy little notebook.


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This would totally get me in the mood.

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*sigh*
He's so dreamy...


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He does evil so well...


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It's, like, two for the price of one.


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The Hoff and wrinkly dogs = TEH SEX.

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Hoff has only one thing to say. It is this:

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I use the MICHAELANGELO defense!
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if the hoff dont fit, you musta QUIT

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We're battling? I just thought we were trading Hoff pictures because he is the ULTIMATE MAN.

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we are battling, but not against each other. we are battling the forces of evilness for the very SOUL of our dear friend VASS.

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So we're battling Vass' obsesion with the Hoff by showing him more Hoff in all his sexiness?

That's a pretty shitty battle strategy right there.

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The way i see it, if you show someone enough of something, they get tired of it.
it applies to such things as tv shows (who wants to be a millionaire for example)
tubgirl stuff
and signing your screen name at the end of every post like so...

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