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 Post subject: You suck at the internet
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:25 am 
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Well, sure all of these things are shocking. But there are worse.

Beavis and Butthead Porn is bad, but there is still one thing that trumps all else in existence as being the worst thing on the internet

And anybody who's been here more than a few months will know what it is...

Slave Mai

Worst. Internet. Ever.

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 Post subject: Re: You suck at the internet
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:43 am 
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themadthinker wrote:
Slave Mai

Worst. Internet. Ever.

Meh... that didnt bother me at all; they were just pictures afterall, this is (or at least looks) real. A fucking gross to boot.

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Slave Mai is cool.
Only the Menstral Blood woman made me nearly sick, nothing else on the internet has before or since.

A breif rundown.

Tubgirl: I laughed.
Goastse: I grined and kept eating dinner.
Slave Mai: I groaned at the lower quality ones.
Menstral Blood Painting woman: I had a shower....I still feel it.

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actor_au wrote:
Slave Mai is cool.
Slave Mai: I groaned at the lower quality ones.
Actor.


Is that the mutilation porn where they chop up girls and feed them their intestines or something?

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Heheheh.. thats the one.

Funny as hell.
That one when she was pregnent....HAHAHAHAHA.

But I digress.

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 Post subject: Re: You suck at the internet
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:04 pm 
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themadthinker wrote:
Well, sure all of these things are shocking. But there are worse.

Beavis and Butthead Porn is bad, but there is still one thing that trumps all else in existence as being the worst thing on the internet

And anybody who's been here more than a few months will know what it is...

Slave Mai

Worst. Internet. Ever.


Tisk tisk.

Need I post the Magic School Bus hentai?

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 Post subject: Re: You suck at the internet
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H-Kat wrote:
Need I post the Magic School Bus hentai?


YES

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I too support the Magic School bus hentai. I can say that when I was a younger lad, the teacher seemed rather attractive in a strange sort of way...


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Teacher?

BTW, COCKITY-COCKITY-COCKITY-COCKITY-COCKITY-COCKITY-COCKITY...

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dear god my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing! eeeeeee!

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Thank god I had the window small and didn't get a good look at it before I closed it out.

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No no its the goggles ZE do nothing!


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Yay Ghastly comics!!

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Horrible thread.


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Cl0ud wrote:
Horrible thread.

Thanks :lol: I try my best...

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it was already semi bumped and wasnt too far down.

Thank god Im jaded enough to have arlready seen both goatse and tubgirl a loooooong time ago. so, i dont give a flying feck anymore :p


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Im not sure how i missed tubgirl... i guess it was just luck.

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 Post subject: Poor invisi-dick. I wonder how far that extends.
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Too bad you're not jaded enough to find this all as funny as a lot of us do.

I'm still laughing from the that ghastly strip. It wasn't even all that dirty. Now today's Sexylosers, that was the kinda humor only the jaded will laugh at.

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I'm so glad I still haven't seen most of this... of course I don't pr0nsurf, and that could be why. (I also have no internet connection at home, so I'm at work...and that COULD be why I don't pr0nsurf. I didn't even look at the links here because basically all of them could and probably are things that would get me fired. Even if I did laugh.)

Edit: And on a side node, the one with the mutilation gave me bad dreams for a couple of days.

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I know that this is like totally not related to this place but I just want to discuss this anywhere now cuz its burden to me too much

I go to this one place, I meet this one man and Im instantly torn by two strong opposite feelings, extreme attraction and annoyance, I recently visited there again and I got a more distant approach to my strong feelings and I have analised them now and know somehow what is going on with me

this should probably be going to my diary but I just feel like writing it here right away now if you just dont mind, these moments come to me in flash of light and they need to be brought out to daylight that instant or will cause internal injury sort of like fart or cough if was withheld inside

So I now know, first of all, I feel the attraction because I sense a real actually realistic real power in this man, he just dont show off, he really does have the power for real plus he is not just having the power for power sake like some Bill Gates kind of person but he is a real oldfashioned Solomon kind of person with soul and who prides in his possessions and how he can lay the kingdom to the feet of his queen, this is the positive side of the feeling

then the dark ones, Im telling you now, love and attraction dont come alone and I know so much about the subtle line between love and hate they are like siamese twins and how soon can the love become hate, what is there to hate then, u ask ? Well I just want to know it too because I just want to fucking move on with my life but Im just fucking stuck in here, I think Im afraid of the possible hurt, because if he is making me feel so much while im not even with him then what if I am with him and then something happened, i will end up like Whitney Houston crackwhore reduculed by her husbands sister in magasines (how dare she, def has got her own share of the money back stabbing whore)

I know that it has take so much to build such kingdom and I know Im going to be the perfect queen because I have it all, im like Esther I have the compassion and skills and dedication and visions and talent and all, only im just trapped into this feeling, by the time I enter that place I instantly think there is a edomitese daughter watching beside ready to take over any time or maybe already is there, when I think of this hot burning like goal like tears pulps out of my eye corners, I just cant stand the idea that there will be somebody else taking my place, it practically drives me insane

then why, why dont I just fucking go and declare my thrown already, what the fuck is holding me back ?

I swear that as compassionate and kind spirited that I am, I wont be as tolerable as whitney houston, i wont be usind drugs but i will kill anybody around me that i dont like weather be it your fucking sister or mother even, that is all i wanted to say here, im dreamy and gentle BUT NOT THAT DREAMY

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