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I think my brain just melted and trickled out of my ear. Actually out of my ear.

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HEAD SHOT. BAM.

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So I now know, first of all, I feel the attraction because I sense a real actually realistic real power in this man, he just dont show off, he really does have the power for real plus he is not just having the power for power sake like some Bill Gates kind of person but he is a real oldfashioned Solomon kind of person with soul and who prides in his possessions and how he can lay the kingdom to the feet of his queen, this is the positive side of the feeling

then the dark ones, Im telling you now, love and attraction dont come alone and I know so much about the subtle line between love and hate they are like siamese twins and how soon can the love become hate, what is there to hate then, u ask ? Well I just want to know it too because I just want to fucking move on with my life but Im just fucking stuck in here, I think Im afraid of the possible hurt, because if he is making me feel so much while im not even with him then what if I am with him and then something happened, i will end up like Whitney Houston crackwhore reduculed by her husbands sister in magasines (how dare she, def has got her own share of the money back stabbing whore)


I find this deeply disturbing.

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I find everything deeply disturbing right now.

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onion wrote:
I find everything deeply disturbing right now.

On the first reading, I thought I was being referred to personally.

This is what happens when you losers keep changing your nicks constantly.

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It's getting quite depressing how little needs to be written for me to not bother to read it now...
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I saw tubgirl years ago. I must say I am extremely desinsitized to anything freakish or terribly wrong over the net. I have yet to find something that really disgusts me.
http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=
this just might do it for ya then.

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krylex wrote:
I saw tubgirl years ago. I must say I am extremely desinsitized to anything freakish or terribly wrong over the net. I have yet to find something that really disgusts me.
http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=
this just might do it for ya then.

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I quite like Mr. Hasslehoff, but not so much like the Germans do.
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krylex wrote:
I saw tubgirl years ago. I must say I am extremely desinsitized to anything freakish or terribly wrong over the net. I have yet to find something that really disgusts me.
http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=
this just might do it for ya then.

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Old like internet.

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onion wrote:
Blue Sun Missile wrote:
krylex wrote:
I saw tubgirl years ago. I must say I am extremely desinsitized to anything freakish or terribly wrong over the net. I have yet to find something that really disgusts me.
http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=
this just might do it for ya then.

Old like internet.

This is possibly the most freaky that the hoff ever gets, and it still doesn't rate beyond penisbird. Actually, it probably doesn't even rate as high as an episode of Springer.
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Do not invoke the endless tunnel of Hoff crotch in vain Vass. It has been known to destroy worlds when used incorrectly.

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Do not invoke the endless tunnel of Hoff crotch in vain Vass. It has been known to destroy worlds when used incorrectly.

I could stare at it for hours and not feel ill.

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Do not invoke the endless tunnel of Hoff crotch in vain Vass. It has been known to destroy worlds when used incorrectly.

I could stare at it for hours and not feel ill.

<.<
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Then it has taken your mind and you must be CLEANSED WITH FIRE.

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Do not invoke the endless tunnel of Hoff crotch in vain Vass. It has been known to destroy worlds when used incorrectly.

I could stare at it for hours and not feel ill.

<.<
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Then it has taken your mind and you must be CLEANSED WITH FIRE.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT THE HOFF LOVES ME MORE THAN HE LOVES YOU.
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The Hoffs love is like poison. It is dangerous to taste too much of his wonderful gifts. Beware my friend, beware. We cannot be resonsible for the consequences of over Hoffing yourself.

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It's my life, you can't control me any more! I'm an adult and can make my own decisions! So shove off and stop trying to force your repressed sexuality onto me!
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