ZOMBIE FORUMS

Obviously, I was proven horribly, horribly wrong when I stumbled across this particular thread on one of my occasional sojourns into the mind-numbing hell that is Gaia Online. Mind you, I rate the links within that very first post as being perhaps the very worst I've stumbled across on the net to date, the links within I dare not repeat here, not just out of a pressing desire to maintain a sense of being unsullied by all that it entails, but also because my brain has been horribly scarred enough since I've come across it. I'm reasonably certain that to even type out the links would cause the violent, messy implosion of my cerebellum caused by a dark lord of some fell abyss opening a gateway within my skull to forcibly extract my soul from its current fleshy cage and viciously rend it apart like a wet napkin caught between the jaws of a hungry Rottweiler even as what's left of my very being is instantly driven to madness and dispair.

Yeah, it's some bad stuff.

I commend you for your Lovecraftian prose, I enjoyed it far more than I would clicking that link. That was brilliant!

Mere words alone cannot truly attest how disturbing these links are. To gaze upon them is akin to gazing into vile, black beyond black heart of the Chaos God Nurgle. Why, even the brief glimpse I did take of these links was more than enough to cause the instant hemorrhaging of my brain due to the sudden and violent apoptosis of nearly 48% of my neural tissue, caused by my mind immediately wanting to end its fleshy existence rather than contemplate such an affront to all that exists.
Truly, I already can hear the cries of the damned now, not unlike the horrid sounds of children screaming in pain and terror as though coming from a great distance. Already the foul stench caused by the smoking orb of nothing forming above my head chokes and gags me as the starving vultures that spew from the unnatural rift pick and tear at my flesh and soul with their vile attempts to drag me to whatever dark afterlife awaits for those who've been SULLIED by laying witness to such an atrocity, where its dark lord already waits just for me, a mere glimpse of its hideous form enough to cause my flesh to instantly burst into unholy flame as tears of bubbling and foul pitch stream from its countless eyes and it opens one of it's many mouths to sing the song that ends my retched existence.

Well, to put it bluntly:

Yeah, that about sums it up. These links make my brain want to die.

I remember when one of those types of sites got linked here. It wasn't on here for long, as the admins requested it be removed. Yeah.... ugh. Not going to click any of those links.

Don't. It's not explicit but there's something not right with it.

That, and it's a link to a link.. not that it makes it much better, mind you, but I think I've made dire enough warnings about the content, unexplicit though it may be.

Thing is, I'm wondering why you posted it at all really. Sure it's pretty bloody horrid but man, as sick as most of the people here are is it really necessary to tout this shit around? We all know it goes on but it doesn't mean I want to see it on my unrelated. Okay okay, if I don't want to see it I don't have to click the link but ugh. It's just a downer.

Shy? Because filth like this can't be allowed to exist is why. It's horribly, horribly wrong in damn near the worst way, and it is my fervent hope that not only each and every single site like it are shut down, but those responsible for it are tied to the backs of train engines by their broken wrists, have their kneecaps smashed with sledgehammers, then slowly, cruelly dragged nonstop at a five mile-per-hour pace while generously drapped and wrapped with links of susuage and meat... then set upon by deliberately starved animals. Of course, that might be too kind a fate.

Also, I'm reminded why I left Gaia... just shortly after joining it.

You're not a teenager filled with stupids and angst?

You are also able to communicate on a textual basis without the use of small irritating avatars which look like people just in case anyone thought all the words the internet talking?