I think we should sticky this as an IRC/Chat thread, so people can post short funnies that really wouldn't make their own thread.
Oh, and I needed somewhere to put this little gem.
This is a fucking classic.
#darkscribes
[22:08] (Sonic): well my new game, Sonic DX got a pretty good rating
[22:10] (@asmodeus): You aren't sonic.
Query with "sonic"
[22:10] (Sonic): i know, that
[22:11] (Sonic): hell i wish i was tho
[22:11] (asmodeus): why the PM/
[22:11] (asmodeus): STALKER
[22:11] * Sonic shrugs
[22:11] (Sonic): guess i wanted to tell the one that sed i wasnt sonic what i had sed
[22:12] (asmodeus): NO NO NO STAY AWAY YOU HAVE MY TELEPHONE NUMBER AND MY IP ADDRESS AND MY ADDRESS AND MY CATS NAME AND MY CARS TYRE PRESSURE AND MY COMPUTERS RAM USAGE AND MY OMG OMG OMG
[22:12] (asmodeus): STAY AWAY FROM ME
[22:12] (Sonic): ???
[22:12] (Sonic): i have ur phone #
[22:12] (Sonic): ?
[22:12] (Sonic): weird
[22:12] (asmodeus): YES
[22:12] (Sonic): because i never asked for it
[22:12] (asmodeus): YOUR PHONING ME RIGHT NOW
[22:13] (asmodeus): ARENT YOU!?!?
[22:13] (Sonic): no
[22:13] (Sonic): im just chatting
[22:13] (asmodeus): ...ON THE PHONE! PHONES ARE EVIL YOU KNOW
[22:13] (Sonic): uh...ok
[22:14] (Sonic): and i have ur IP# how?
[22:14] (asmodeus): hang on, my mom has to use the computer for a second, please don't reply to her!!!!!!
[22:14] (asmodeus): Right, she's on now
[22:14] (asmodeus): Hello
[22:15] (asmodeus): I am speaking to sonic the hedgehog, am I correct?
[22:15] (Sonic): yep
[22:16] (asmodeus): You have corrupted my son! He keeps saying that he wants to kiss sonic and fly away with him using his magical tails, you sick, sick animal!
[22:16] (asmodeus): right i'm back
[22:17] (asmodeus): you didn't say anything to her? she seem to haved to typed /clear
[22:17] (asmodeus): You see, I'm actually an admin on something awful, and we use this kind of stuff to get sonic fanboys to cyber, and then we post it up.
[22:18] (asmodeus): You're a pretty smart guy, so we didn't fool you I guess.
[22:18] (Sonic): dude
[22:18] (Sonic): u see what ur mom put in
[22:18] (asmodeus): THIS IS STILL "UR MOM" YOU LITTLE..
[22:18] (Sonic): oh
[22:18] * Sonic falls anime style
[22:19] (asmodeus): anime, that's another thing that is evil, my son wears a schoolgirl outfit to his friends house!
[22:19] (Sonic): lol
[22:19] (Sonic): he does, seriously?
[22:20] (asmodeus): i think so!
[22:20] (Sonic): when u put it in perspective, theres 2 reasons why he prolly does that
[22:21] (Sonic): a. he has the hots for the girls that wear them
[22:22] (Sonic): and b. its prolly a T.M.Y.W.I.T.M.I.C(the more you it, the more it costs) collecters item
[22:23] (asmodeus): right, i have to go now, my son is coming back
[22:23] * asmodeus types /clear
[22:23] (asmodeus): right, i'm back.
[22:23] (asmodeus): You didn't talk to her did you?
[22:23] (Sonic): no
[22:23] (Sonic): but she had somethin interestin to say to me about u
[22:23] (asmodeus): what
[22:23] (Sonic): ur mom sed: You have corrupted my son! He keeps saying that he wants to kiss sonic and fly away with him using his magical tails, you sick, sick animal!
[22:24] (asmodeus): did you reply?
[22:25] (asmodeus): I'm in the army by the way.
[22:26] (Sonic): just with a lol
[22:26] (Sonic): but thats the only time
[22:26] (asmodeus): ok
[22:27] (Sonic): she also sed she thinks u go to ur friends house in a schoolgirl uniform
[22:28] (asmodeus): I don't
[22:28] (Sonic): i didnt think so
[22:28] (Sonic): since u sed ur in the army
[22:29] (asmodeus): I'm in the SAS, so I can't have much information released you see.
[22:29] (Sonic): oh
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