ZOMBIE FORUMS

Those tits weren't a fake, eh?

I don't believe in fakery, I was authentic all the way down.
I do wish I'd thought of going with the coconut look. That is awesome Indigo.

Actor.

I never got around to putting together a 'new' costume this Halloween, so I just grabbed my usual Faery paraphernalia, and thought to myself, how much colour can I get into one outfit?



The answer is lots.

the pink suits you better, very classy.

That is an awesome outfit. However if I'd seen you on Saturday night I would have said: "Bitch, I was totally going to wear that, you were like spying on me or something wasn't you? Like the fucking CIA or KGB or BBC, I just knew it! You're just lucky I changed my mind at the last second because I didn't think that colour really worked with my hair, I'm glad to see you didn't think the same thing. And cause I'm so damn sexy I went with this hot little number instead. Its so good that you're so brave to wear that instead of this or I'd rip your fucking hair out. Now get some punch and lets catch up girlfriend."

Note: I was a little drunk and had watched parts of Clueless that afternoon and that outfit does look good despite my passive aggressive alter ego..

Actor.

I don't know if 'good' was really what I was going for, more like 'bright,' but thanks? XD

Back in my day I would have come up to you and said "Hey.. mind if I taste the rainbow?" and then after I found all my teeth I'd go to hospital to have the shoe removed.

This is only slightly based on an event that happened when I used to know a girl who's last name was Rainbow and things got ugly.

Actor.

Anyone care for a Moustache Ride?

Actor.

I think not.

I drank the following: two jugs of beer(2 litres give or take), one pint after that, one corona, one long island iced tea, one Jagerbomb and two glasses of water followed by a nice three hour walk home. I'm a classy fellow.
I probably could have called a cab.

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I went to a party last night. I had a straw and made my own mask.

My Halloween mask will be a variation of this one, it won't be this one because that one was destroyed when my friend Daniel decided to punch it. Destroying my efforts.

This mask is guaranteed to scare English Lesbians. My god she was terrified.

Actor.

That is indeed one scary mask. I approve.

Talk Like a Pirate Day was yesterday/today! ARRRR!!

Fuck, I knew I forgot something yestaaarrrrrrrrrday.

Actor.

I'm not sure how I managed to make this face, but I did achieve it.
A lot of beer was involved, beer and two hot Canadian Backpackers who were going home the next day.

Actor.

Nice shirt :D

I get so many complements whenever I wear that shirt around. I should thank RMG more often.

RMG actually just provided the model, Poe invented the design on a piece of Midlands fan art... But I remain jealous, because I wore all the ink off of mine. Not that it fits now anyways (or ever really did, as the shirts are long and not designed for short high-waisted women with enormous hips, or for that matter tall narrow-hipped women with enormous breasts like my female friends). It looks pretty good on you, though!

Those cold, soulless eyes.

Dat mustache...

about as greasy as one would expect.