/Bigmacd walks in from his car
"Sorry, needed to get some stuff, I don't have fancy 'rifts', but I do have deep pockets."
/Bigmacd pulls an absurdly huge rocketship out of his pocket, and shoves WG into it. The rocket ship ignites and takes WG off into orbit, to the S.O.U.L. (satelite of unholy love)
'Robot Role Call'
-Cambot
-Thats all!
BM:"Theres no company on this trip, just tons of bad bad lemmons, so sick and twisted, even you could not enjoy them!"
WG:"WE GOT FANFIC SIGN!"
*for the sake of everyones sanity, the horrible fanfics will simply be linked to*
"First on display, we have 30 chapters of wonderfull gay porn from the lord of the rings, from the second most probable hobit couple, (Merry/Peppin).... God, even if it isn't horribly writen, the content and sheer volume should be enough to break any man."
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=745582
P.S. Forgot to add in the 'bag end' reference... oh well. I am sorry, but after reading half of that, I don't have the heart to look for anything more disturbing... so far, give me an hour or so, for the love of god.
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<As long as i'm on a role, I guess I can add one more>
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=800529
'Boromir halted his horse and slowly eased his sword from its scabbard.' Since that last fanfic, I'm still afraid where this one is going. Apparently there are more queer LoTR fanfics then straight... oh oh. This does not bode well.
/Bigmacd checks in on his victim... 'Had enough? God danm it! I think this fruit likes it! Time to do worse! Take sonic orgy! Yuri and Yahoi! to quote the author, 'Most of this story was written in a bus, while going to school. Having constant erections is very uncomfortable, I can tell you that.' So you know its going to be well written.
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