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Riuku
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i beleave they should tie him 2 a steak and let a pack of rabid wolvs ravage his body.


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http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/grimace.gif
then
http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/bulbous.gif

He's dead, the networks are still covering it up "for the sake of the kids" (aka $cashmoney$)

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Why don't they drive him slowly mad with SPELLING ERRORS the way you are doing to me!


AAAARRRGH!!!

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ollie
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hush, can't you see how much time and effort (and edits) have gone into <I>perfecting</I> the flow and style of that post?

for my part I just like Space Moose cartoons... :wink:

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What could he have fixed? Really now! Thats just mind boggeling! I really want to know!
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Maybe he spelled everything right the first time and thought;
"Hey, i know, i'll act dumb and get a really good initiation"

Well I suppose it's one possibility.
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The Electric Pope
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(busies himself setting up lawn chairs and coolers full of b33r)

Free seats and b33r! Someone start the initiation...

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I already did this one... but no one really read it, and it was fairly bad... and this guy deserves two! Still, to read my old one check out the mega man string
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The Electric Pope
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The fnords have done it again. So much for my evening's plan for entertainment...

(packs up the chairs, but leaves the b33r, you know for good measure)

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The Sinister Chris
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He actually misspelled his name for the forum...

Thats just sad.

What did he edit anyways?
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From looking at his profile he's also a "HARDCORE viedogamer", whatever the hell that is.
I guess a "viedogamer" would be someone who does "viedogams". And he's not just a "viedogamer", he's a hardcore one too.

Hmm...let's see if a dictionary might help figure this one out.

I think...Vie-do-gam
Vie- v. to strive for superiority; put forth effort to excel or outdo others
do- god, there's a lot of definitions for this one...ah...let's just assume he's using the most perverted sense you can think of, since sex is what everyone always thinks about anyways
gam- a herd or school of whales

So...apparently he strives to excel at fucking whales. Ye gods man, that's the most perverted twisted thing I've heard of so far. How does someone "do" a whale anyways?
And he's a "hardcore" one too.
Sick, just sick.

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The Sinister Chris
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HAHA AH AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

OMFG!

Oh shit...
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WOW, i never woulda guessed. But hey, if that's yer thing, go for it. Screw all the whales ya want.

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On 2002-06-16 23:09, P51mus wrote:

So...apparently he strives to excel at fucking whales. Ye gods man, that's the most perverted twisted thing I've heard of so far. How does someone "do" a whale anyways?
And he's a "hardcore" one too.
Sick, just sick.


Can't...type...laughing...oh god...need air...
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ha, I knew i had this link somewhere... http://www.dolphinsex.org/ text FAQ, as if people frequently ask this stuff...

enjoy, but remember "you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward...."

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The Electric Pope
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Dolphin sex....

(shudders and collapses)

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shave the whales!

For easier access!
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He is just asking for it!

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Thats right folks... be afraid! Who wants to guess what that is?

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Err... A small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden?

Don't you just love Red-dwarf for wierd replies
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Smeg it all!
Its a whale penis.... a small one at that. Why its in a giberish museum I don't know.
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I read the dolphin sex FAQ, that is about the most disturbing thing I've ever read.

{shudder} eeeghhh!

Must go to GLOCK.com....

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